The anti-bullying protocol line got me. That's the whole game, basically. You're on the Enterprise, or some corner of it, and the computer just lets you walk up to a hologram of Leah Brahms and fuck her. No puzzles, no dialogue trees, maybe two minutes of walking if you get lost in the corridor. It's an RPG Maker thing, so the graphics are those tiny chunky sprites, but the sex scene switches to a bigger static image. The whole thing feels like someone found a loophole in a holodeck safety manual and built a game around it.

The inclusivity angle is... absent. It's a straight male power fantasy about overriding consent protocols, which, yeah, that's the joke, but it lands weird. You're not seducing anyone, you're just disabling the thing that would tell you to stop. As a queer watcher, I kept thinking how much more interesting it would be if the hologram had any agency, or if you could pick your own body, or if the computer judged you. But no, it's a two minute wank with a Star Trek skin.

The pacing is like a microwave burrito. Cold in the middle, hot on the edges, over before you realize you're still hungry. You walk left, you walk right, you press a button, and then there's a naked hologram. The erotic appeal is entirely in the idea, not the execution. The sprite work is functional, the sex image is okay, but nothing moves. It's a flash game from 2003 that forgot to be ashamed of itself.

I wish the game had leaned harder into the weirdness. Like, what if the anti-bullying protocols fought back? What if Leah Brahms had a safeword? But it won't be that. It's a proof of concept, a joke with a cumshot. And honestly, for what it is, it's fine. Just don't expect a conversation about boundaries.