The whole thing feels like it was coded in a basement during a weekend bender, and I don't mean that as a compliment. The UI is a mess of clashing fonts and buttons that look like they were drawn in MS Paint. You play some faceless dude trying to bang every girl in a school, which, fine, that's the genre. You click around a static map of a city, grinding stats like Charisma and Strength by doing the most boring minigames imaginable. I spent ten minutes just clicking a "study" button to raise my Intelligence so I could talk to the girl in the glasses. Riveting stuff.
The dialogue reads like it was translated through three different languages and then back to English by someone who just learned the word "panties." There's a scene early on with a girl in a sailor uniform behind the gym, and the text is so clunky it almost circles back to being funny. Almost. The art is standard hentai fare, big eyes, improbable chests, the usual. But the animation, if you can call it that, is just two frames sliding back and forth. It's less a sex scene and more a tectonic plate simulation. I did like the one character with the short purple hair, she has a genuinely cute design, but then her "route" is just a series of nonsensical fetch quests that made me want to throw my mouse.
The sound design is a single 10-second loop of what I think is supposed to be a funky bassline, but it drills into your skull after five minutes. I had to mute it and put on a podcast. The new "endings" they added are just slight variations on the same three still images. There's a mechanic where you have to "collect information" by talking to random NPCs, but the hints are so vague you'll just end up clicking on every building in the city until something happens. I wish they'd just let you skip the whole stat-grinding part, but that's the whole game, so. One thing that really got me was the inventory system, it's just a list of items with no icons, and half the time the descriptions are cut off. Why even have it? I don't know. The whole thing is a horny, broken mess, and I'm probably going to play it again tomorrow to see if I can finally figure out how to unlock the nurse's scene. Don't judge me.