Bus was shaking like a washing machine with a brick in it and I'm trying to get this succubus to not dump me. That's the game. Two little cupid things pop up, one on each shoulder, singing at me. Actual singing. Not like, good singing, but it's there, a whole song about how you don't always have to fuck her hard. Sometimes she needs more than just a rude, hot fuck. The lyrics are stupid but they stick in your head, you know? I was humming it at the ticket machine.

The animation is janky as hell, like someone learned Flash last week and said fuck it, let's make a porn lesson. The succubus chick looks perpetually annoyed, which, fair. The cupids are these tiny demon cherubs with voices that crack. It's supposed to be funny and it is, but in that way where you're not sure if they meant it to be this awkward. The whole thing is a music video basically, a really horny, unpolished one. You just watch and listen to this instructional song about not being a selfish prick in bed. Foreplay tips from hellspawn.

Soundtrack is the whole point, right? The song is catchy in a brain-rot way. Voice acting is... enthusiastic. One cupid sounds like he's been smoking since birth. The other is trying to be sweet but keeps giggling. It's a mess. A charming mess? I dunno. I wanted a quick wank on the commute and got a sex ed musical from the underworld. Didn't even get to the good stuff, just a song about touching her hair first or some shit. The game forgets it's a game halfway through and just becomes a weird AMV. My stop came too fast. I was left with blue balls and a tune about emotional intimacy. What the fuck.