ok so this game is a naruto fanfic fever dream made in renpy and it looks like someone’s first 3dcg project ever. the models are stiff, the lighting is flat, and hinata’s tits are somehow bigger than her entire head. i love it. it’s like finding a weird bootleg figure at a flea market, you know it’s wrong but you gotta have it.

the plot is pure power fantasy trash. you’re an exiled ninja, kaguya pops up and gives you a magic eye that lets you mind control literally every woman in the leaf village. and i mean every woman. tsunade, sakura, ino, anko, tenten, even mito uzumaki who should be dead. the whole harem is there. the mind control mechanic is basically just a menu screen where you pick who to dominate next, no subtlety, no build up, just bam, she’s yours. there’s a scene with tayuya in bondage that made me laugh out loud because the rope textures are so bad they look like spaghetti. but then the domination dialogue kicks in and it’s surprisingly filthy, like the writer really let loose with the dirty talk. rin nohara is there too, which feels illegal given her canon fate, but whatever, this game doesn’t care about timelines.

the renpy engine chugs along, clicking through dialogue trees that mostly lead to the same outcome. you just collect chakra by fucking, rinse and repeat. the big ass tag is no joke, every character model has this exaggerated bottom heavy proportion that’s almost comical. almost. then you get to a scene with hanabi hyuga and suddenly you’re not laughing anymore because the camera angles get weirdly intimate. the game’s a mess but it knows exactly what it is. chocho akimichi’s inclusion feels random as hell though, like someone just threw a dart at a character list. sarada’s there too which is a whole other can of worms i’m not opening. the kurotsuchi scene in her office is the highlight, pure male domination fantasy with zero redeeming qualities. i forgot what i was talking about. the music loops are maybe 30 seconds long and will drill into your skull. still worth it for the sheer audacity of mind controlling tsunade into calling you lord hokage while she’s bent over her own desk. no dignity, just vibes.

The soundtrack is wrong. That's the first thing that hits you. Not wrong like bad, wrong like someone put a smooth jazz saxophone solo over a scene where Bakugo is literally exploding a building. It's this weird, sexy elevator music that keeps playing no matter what's happening on screen, and honestly? It works. It makes everything feel like a fever dream you're having after passing out at a convention. The music doesn't match the action, it just oozes over it, and that's the whole vibe of this thing.

This is a My Hero Academia parody where Midoriya never got One For All. Instead, some cold bastard got his hooks into the kid, and now Deku is... not a villain, not a hero, just this morally slippery guy who can't say no. The game runs on Renpy, so you know the drill, clicking through text, making choices that lead to scenes with Ochako, Tsuyu, Mei. The writing is rough, like someone translated it through three different languages and then back again, but there's this one moment with Mei Hatsume in her workshop that's genuinely hot. She's talking about her "babies" while straddling you, and the dialogue is so absurdly technical and filthy at the same time. I laughed. I also kept clicking.

The harem setup is standard isekai logic applied to the MHA universe. Girls just sort of fall into orbit around this new, less idealistic Deku. Ochako's scene feels rushed, like the writer got bored halfway through. Tsuyu's is better, has this weirdly tender moment where she does that tongue thing she does, and the text spends way too long describing the texture. Like, three paragraphs. I'm not complaining. The art is inconsistent, sometimes looking like official promo material, other times like a deviantArt commission from 2016. Bakugo shows up and he's just angry, no depth, just screaming and explosions, which is accurate I guess. There's a hidden scene if you make all the selfish choices, a threesome that unlocks in the extras menu, and finding it felt like discovering a secret menu at a fast food place. You know it's not gourmet but you're still proud of yourself.

Honestly the ai cg in this is a mess and I kind of love it for that. Like sometimes Tsu's tongue is just... wrong. Extra long or weirdly bent and it makes me laugh during what's supposed to be a hot blowjob scene. The game runs on renpy which my potato phone handles fine but the combat sections. Why are there combat sections in a my hero academia parody dating sim? You just click and numbers happen and then suddenly you're getting a handjob from Toru but you can't even see her because she's invisible so it's just a floating school uniform and some sound effects. The sound effects are stock as hell by the way. That wet slapping noise shows up everywhere. Footjob? Same sound. Titfuck? Same sound. I started recognizing it from other games on the site.

The whole premise is dumb in a good way. Deku gets his powers from some cold bastard instead of All Might and now he's groping his way through UA. There's this one scene with Ochako during training where the dialogue is so serious about hero work and then her shirt just vanishes. The ai doesn't understand buttons I guess. Mina shows up a lot and her scenes are actually pretty good even when her eyes go in slightly different directions. Bakugo is there too which is weird. He's just angry in the background of some scenes and I kept expecting him to explode something but he never does. Just stands there frowning while you finger Mei Hatsume in her workshop. She's talking about her babies the whole time which is her inventions but still distracting.

The milf tag is misleading. There's like one scene that barely counts and I spent twenty minutes clicking through dialogue about hero ethics trying to find it. The harem stuff doesn't really connect either. You just bounce between girls with no one acknowledging the others exist. Momo's tits clip through her hero costume constantly and I've stopped noticing. The thigh sex with Tsu was actually pretty hot even though her legs looked like they belonged to two different frogs. I don't know why I keep playing this. The renpy engine crashes sometimes when you try to load saves and the writing switches between surprisingly decent character moments and lines that sound like google translate had a stroke. But I keep coming back. The masturbation scenes are weirdly detailed compared to everything else. Like someone spent all their effort on those and then remembered they needed to finish the rest of the game.

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