ok so this game is a naruto fanfic fever dream made in renpy and it looks like someone’s first 3dcg project ever. the models are stiff, the lighting is flat, and hinata’s tits are somehow bigger than her entire head. i love it. it’s like finding a weird bootleg figure at a flea market, you know it’s wrong but you gotta have it.

the plot is pure power fantasy trash. you’re an exiled ninja, kaguya pops up and gives you a magic eye that lets you mind control literally every woman in the leaf village. and i mean every woman. tsunade, sakura, ino, anko, tenten, even mito uzumaki who should be dead. the whole harem is there. the mind control mechanic is basically just a menu screen where you pick who to dominate next, no subtlety, no build up, just bam, she’s yours. there’s a scene with tayuya in bondage that made me laugh out loud because the rope textures are so bad they look like spaghetti. but then the domination dialogue kicks in and it’s surprisingly filthy, like the writer really let loose with the dirty talk. rin nohara is there too, which feels illegal given her canon fate, but whatever, this game doesn’t care about timelines.

the renpy engine chugs along, clicking through dialogue trees that mostly lead to the same outcome. you just collect chakra by fucking, rinse and repeat. the big ass tag is no joke, every character model has this exaggerated bottom heavy proportion that’s almost comical. almost. then you get to a scene with hanabi hyuga and suddenly you’re not laughing anymore because the camera angles get weirdly intimate. the game’s a mess but it knows exactly what it is. chocho akimichi’s inclusion feels random as hell though, like someone just threw a dart at a character list. sarada’s there too which is a whole other can of worms i’m not opening. the kurotsuchi scene in her office is the highlight, pure male domination fantasy with zero redeeming qualities. i forgot what i was talking about. the music loops are maybe 30 seconds long and will drill into your skull. still worth it for the sheer audacity of mind controlling tsunade into calling you lord hokage while she’s bent over her own desk. no dignity, just vibes.