What even is this, a Rick and Morty parody that feels like it was coded during a bender at Blips and Chitz. The whole thing has this rough, almost sketchy quality, like someone drew it on a napkin and then scanned it into a flash engine from 2006. You got Morty, looking more awkward than that time he had to disarm a neutrino bomb, and a redhead who’s clearly not Jessica. The whole setup is just them, a void-like background, and a series of buttons at the top that let you swap out the backdrop and their outfits. Or lack thereof.

The sex stuff is about as subtle as a Pickle Rick rampage. You click through positions and it cycles from an awkward oral scene where Morty’s expression is just... pure existential dread, to a vaginal animation that loops with the mechanical rhythm of a broken Meeseeks box. Look at me! I’m helping you fuck! The threesome tag is there, but it’s more of a sequential thing, not some grand orchestrated event. You get one, then the other, never quite the chaotic pile-up you’d hope for from a show that gave us Cronenberg dimensions. The redhead’s model is the only thing with any real detail, her hair clipping through her shoulders in a way that’s almost endearing. Morty’s sprite just sort of vibrates in place. I spent way too long trying to find a button that would make Rick burst through a portal with a cynical one-liner, but no. Just the silent, judgy void. The sound is nonexistent, which is probably a mercy. Can you imagine a looping.wav of Morty’s stammering? Oh jeez, oh man. Actually, that would be an improvement. The whole thing is a weird, horny shitpost that’s somehow less coherent than an interdimensional cable episode, and I can’t stop clicking the button that changes the background to a poorly drawn space scene. It doesn’t help. Nothing does.

Zu was wandering around the playground when she got caught. Now she has to pay a steep price for her mistake. The cost? She’s forced to take a dry, desperate cock deep into her mouth.

There’s no gentle easing in - this blowjob starts rough and fast, teasing every inch of her mouth and throat. Deepthroat follows, her throat trembling as the big cock fills every corner inside her.

But it doesn’t end there - the cruel anticipation builds as she’s made to swallow every drop of cum that floods her mouth. In between, she’s even compelled to taste the bitter sting of piss, forced to keep her lips wrapped tight as warm liquid trickles onto her tongue.

Zu’s furry form is slick with sweat, her eyes fluttering with desperation and submission as she endures the brutal, humiliating oral session.

Every thrust of tongue and lip massages the length of that thick cock, every gulp and swallow marking her submission. If you want to see Zu pushed to her limits in this intense oral play, don’t hesitate to dive into the action.

This one’s packed with brutal blowjob sequences, deepthroats, sloppy swallows, hot cumshots, and even dirty piss play. If controlling every desperate lick and wet swallow sounds like your kind of dirty fun, you’re exactly where you want to be.

Get ready to watch Zu lose control, her mouth a playground of pain and pleasure you command.

The calorie counter in the corner is what gets me. 47 calories per load, apparently. Liara just kneels there with her mouth open, that blue skin and those head tentacles from Mass Effect looking weirdly detailed for something this stupid. You press Z to open, C to close, X to swallow. The achievements pop up one by one, 26 of them total, and I kept going just to see what dumb name the next one would have.

The case sensitive thing though. Who thought of that? You have to hold Shift while pressing the key or it doesn't register. My pinky started cramping after achievement 14 or something. There's no warning about this anywhere, you just sit there wondering why nothing's happening until you accidentally hit the right combination. The sound when she swallows is this wet gluck noise that loops weirdly if you spam it. I spent way too long just making her open and close her mouth because the animation has this slight delay that makes it look like she's confused about what she's supposed to be doing.

Never actually played Mass Effect so I don't know if Liara would be into this calorie tracking thing. She seems pretty clinical about it honestly. Just opens up, takes it, the number ticks up. No expression change really. The parody tag makes sense I guess but it's more like someone took a character model and stuck it in a nutrition app simulator. The cumshot diet concept is exactly what it sounds like, you're literally calculating how many calories she's consuming. Achievement 26 took forever because I didn't realize you could just hold the keys instead of tapping. Dare to max out her daily intake in one sitting?

A vile, old sovereign from the depths of the Underworld commands his grotesque, shadowy lackeys to capture a fresh, sexy beauty from the human realm. This plot seems pretty familiar, doesn’t it? However, there’s a twist you didn’t expect. Unlike the usual stories, this time the lecherous ruler fulfills his lustful dream - he subjects her to wild, taboo encounters full of tentacles and control!

Expect slimy tentacles, harsh domination, and utterly bizarre moments that push boundaries - turning this into a wickedly naughty adult parody you won’t be able to stop playing!

Step into the Underworld’s grim depths as the grotesque king enacts his dirty fantasies - the game pulses with explicit content and relentless, kinky encounters. Shape the story and explore the darkest corners of this depraved tale.

Experience hardcore tentacle action mixed with powerful domination dynamics - framed by a narrative rich in wicked jokes and insane, unexpected turns. This isn’t just eye candy; it’s a full plunge into decadent, forbidden lust.

For those who want their adult games raw, raunchy, and ridiculously wild, get ready to lose yourself in this vile fantasy. Play today and surrender to the most depraved adventure of your life.

The chocolate tempering machine is still warm from the last batch when the test guy walks in, all nervous energy and a clipboard. I'm thinking about how to rig the straps on that candy cane dildo so it doesn't slip mid thrust, because the silicone gets slick with cocoa butter and that's a whole OSHA violation waiting to happen. The game opens with a waiver. Death or massive penis implosion. They really leaned into the absurdity and I respect that.

You play the factory worker, and your job is to feed this poor bastard experimental chocolate until his dick turns into a fountain. The oral scene where she deep throats a chocolate covered strap on while he watches, dick twitching, is actually funny in a way most adult games can't pull off. The cumshot at the end looks like someone melted a Hershey bar on his stomach. I kept thinking about the cleanup. There's no cleanup mechanic. That bothers me more than it should.

The big tits on the candy shop girl bounce like they're filled with pudding, which fits the theme but also feels like a physics engine having a stroke. One minute I'm laughing at the dialogue, next minute I'm genuinely turned on, then I'm back to wondering why the chocolate doesn't smear on her uniform. It just disappears. Like magic. Or bad coding. Probably both.

I wanted more strapon scenes. There's only the one, and it's over too fast. The humor carries it though. The test guy's face when he signs the waiver, pure "I've made a huge mistake" energy. I'd wear that candy shop uniform to a con, minus the chocolate stains that never appear.

Linda believed that being a waitress in a little coffee shop is a simple task. And basically it was... up until someday when she has actually splashed warm coffee around her customer! Currently she will certainly need to do whatever she can to please not just him however the constantly loud supervisor also. And exactly how a slim blonde chick with huge round boobs and adorable twintails can make 2 upset guys to be kind? This is what primary component of our video game is regarding!

The mouse cursor hovers over a menu option and I can already feel my brain doing that thing where it expects a smooth animation but instead gets this janky little twitch. Like when you're watching a YouTube video and the frame rate drops right at the good part. Blood Junkie doesn't care about polish. The redhead detective, or wait, is she the junkie? The description says "blood junkie" but she's wearing what looks like a detective coat. Maybe she's both. The gothic vibe is there in the background, all dark corners and moody lighting, but the characters move like they're slightly underwater. Not in a sexy way. More like when you're trying to navigate a website on 3G connection.

The oral scene starts and there's this moment where the sound cuts out completely. Not a feature, just... gone. My ASMR brain short circuits. I'm sitting there with my headphones on, waiting for some wet sounds, some breathing, anything. Nothing. Then it comes back mid thrust. The cumshot animation has this weird delay, like the game is thinking about it first. "Should I render this? Hmm. Let me consider." And then splat. The rough sex tag is accurate though. There's this

Meet Etsuko Nakamurai. She is one stunning and smart gal but she comes from a very poor family. In order to continue her studying at college she needs a great deal of money and the only way to get them fast enough is... by serving dozens and dozens of cocks at the local gloryhole cabin! The more she does it the better she accesses it and the more money she can collect - seem like an actual RPG gameplay!

Raven is absolutely not in hero mode here. This thing starts and she is already way past the point of “maybe I should stop” and more in the “let’s see how many times my throat can be filled at once” kind of mood. It is basically one long, messy, horny joke about what happens if she looks at herself, thinks “I am hot,” then hits the clone button way too many times. Every clone is her, same moody goth vibe, same pale skin, same purple hair, but she gave them all dicks that look like they were drawn by someone who types with one hand. No soft build up, you’re suddenly surrounded by a whole crowd of futa Ravens with fat cocks and you start feeling like the only thing here that is not a cock is pure decoration. The whole setup is just her going “I don’t need anyone else, I will fuck myself,” and then actually doing it, in every hole, every angle, all at once. It feels like a dirty fan’s dream that got out of control, then stayed out of control on purpose.

What hit me hardest was how quickly it turns into a sort of puzzle of bodies. One Raven on her knees, gagging hard on a clone’s shaft until her throat bulges, another Raven under her getting drilled deep in the ass, another bent over her back feeding her ass full, and suddenly you realize there are three, four, five cocks aimed at her face and she just opens her mouth like she is trying to drink from a shower head made of cum. There is this one moment where she is in the middle of a circle of her own clones, and they are all jerking at the same time, their big cocks practically slapping her cheeks, her tits, her hair, and she is just staring with that blank Raven expression while her tongue is out waiting, like she is bored but her body is begging to be used. Of course she gets coated, thick lines of white shot all over her face, dripping off her chin, clumping her purple hair, smeared over her ass while another cock is still buried deep in it. It is wild, stupid, hot, and kind of funny that the only one giving her a proper gangbang is herself. I wish there was one tiny break where she pretends to be shy or embarrassed, but she never does. She just sinks cock after cock down her throat, takes rough anal like it is her main job now, and lets her clones drown her in cum until you sort of forget she was ever a superhero and not just a goth cum tank for her own clones.