What even is this, a Rick and Morty parody that feels like it was coded during a bender at Blips and Chitz. The whole thing has this rough, almost sketchy quality, like someone drew it on a napkin and then scanned it into a flash engine from 2006. You got Morty, looking more awkward than that time he had to disarm a neutrino bomb, and a redhead who’s clearly not Jessica. The whole setup is just them, a void-like background, and a series of buttons at the top that let you swap out the backdrop and their outfits. Or lack thereof.

The sex stuff is about as subtle as a Pickle Rick rampage. You click through positions and it cycles from an awkward oral scene where Morty’s expression is just... pure existential dread, to a vaginal animation that loops with the mechanical rhythm of a broken Meeseeks box. Look at me! I’m helping you fuck! The threesome tag is there, but it’s more of a sequential thing, not some grand orchestrated event. You get one, then the other, never quite the chaotic pile-up you’d hope for from a show that gave us Cronenberg dimensions. The redhead’s model is the only thing with any real detail, her hair clipping through her shoulders in a way that’s almost endearing. Morty’s sprite just sort of vibrates in place. I spent way too long trying to find a button that would make Rick burst through a portal with a cynical one-liner, but no. Just the silent, judgy void. The sound is nonexistent, which is probably a mercy. Can you imagine a looping.wav of Morty’s stammering? Oh jeez, oh man. Actually, that would be an improvement. The whole thing is a weird, horny shitpost that’s somehow less coherent than an interdimensional cable episode, and I can’t stop clicking the button that changes the background to a poorly drawn space scene. It doesn’t help. Nothing does.