ok so imagine you open this thing and the first thing you see is Power Girl's tits. like, right there. not even a menu screen just BAM. and honestly? respect. the whole premise is some cosmic bullshit happened and now every single man in both DC and Marvel is just... gone. poof. except your dude. which is either the best or worst luck depending on how you look at it. the art is this weird 2dcg style that looks like someone traced over 3d models but forgot to finish half the lines. sometimes a character's face is gorgeous and then you scroll down and their hand looks like a melted candle. it's jarring but in a way that loops back around to being charming? like finding a bootleg action figure where Spider-Man has two left feet.

the writing is trying so hard to be a real comic book event. there's this whole mystery about the amalgam universe and you're supposed to be investigating with Maria Hill who keeps giving you side eye like she knows you're just there to bang every superheroine in existence. which, fair. the sex scenes are... look, when you finally get to She-Hulk it's genuinely hot. she picks you up like a toy and the dialogue gets surprisingly filthy. but then you'll be mid-scene with Raven and the text will just stop making sense. like the writer got distracted and never came back. there's a moment with Enchantress where she calls you "mortal fool" and then immediately asks if you want to do anal. character development.

the monster girl tag is doing some heavy lifting here because Venus shows up and she's got like, tentacles and shit. it's wild. the game keeps trying to have a plot about saving both universes but honestly I forgot what I was doing after the third time Black Widow showed up in my bedroom unannounced. the sound design is nonexistent which somehow makes the whole thing funnier. just complete silence while Harley Quinn is bouncing on your dick making jokes about the merger. peak comedy.

my advice? don't try to follow the story. just click on whoever looks hot and let the chaos happen. the game clearly wasn't made by native english speakers so some of the dirty talk comes out sounding like an alien trying to describe human mating rituals. which honestly fits the whole "last man in the universe" vibe perfectly. save often because the thing crashes when you least expect it, usually right before Emma Frost finally gets her top off.

It’s hard to explain this one right. It pretends to be some superhero parody, but really it’s a filthy wet dream dressed up in those blue uniforms. Everything starts mild, like a comic you picked up and forgot on your nightstand, then suddenly Jean Grey’s moaning somewhere off screen and Rogue – that untouchable girl everyone used to crush on – finally lets fingers trace her skin without dying from it. It's kinda crazy how they made every character feel slightly broken inside, not in a deep emotional way but in a smoke-after-blowjob kind of tiredness. I swear I caught myself staring at the little animation loops too long, not even out of horniness (okay maybe a bit), just because that sucking sound felt way too real for a browser thing. My phone started heating up. Could be coincidence.

The best part’s supposed to be controlling the corruption paths, but that sounds too serious for what it actually is: you poke around, talk, strip, fuck, repeat, and somehow Storm ends up doing things Storm definitely never did in any X-Men issue. And Jubilee - Jubes - they made her weirdly hot here, always chewing gum while giving head, it’s somehow funny and gross and late-night hypnotic. Sometimes I wanted more story, but when Emma Frost starts teasing about “mental domination,” storytelling feels unnecessary anyway. There’s this bit where Wanda Maximoff accidentally binds herself mid-spell and the camera angle merges right into POV. I half-laughed, half-bit my lip. It’s not tasteful, but that’s exactly why it works, y’know?

People say these mutant games are all same - just tits and power fantasies - but the rhythm here’s different. The music’s trash but perfect. The way the girls look at you after each command has this eerie softness, almost guilty, like they remember their old hero selves but don’t care anymore. It makes you want to click again, ruin them completely, then tell yourself you won't next time. You will though.

Rogue’s tits have their own gravitational pull. I spent maybe twenty minutes just circling the cursor around her chest in the first area, watching the idle animation loop. The artist understood something fundamental about the X-Men parody genre, which is that the spandex is basically a suggestion. A polite fiction. Kitty Pryde phases through a wall at one point and I completely forgot what I was supposed to be doing because her ass just... defies architecture. The whole thing runs in a browser tab next to my actual work, which feels dangerously convenient.

The sandbox structure means you kind of wander around the mansion poking at things until someone takes their clothes off. Jean Grey does this thing with telekinesis that I won’t spoil but let’s say the Phoenix force isn’t the only thing rising. There’s a corruption mechanic that doesn’t really make sense. You just sort of exist near these women and they get hornier. Storm has no business being that flexible. I don’t know what the actual goal is. Something about a harem squad. I clicked through some dialogue about joining the elite team and then immediately got a handjob from Mystique who was disguised as... actually I’m still not sure. The shapeshifting creates some existential questions I wasn’t prepared for.

The monster girls show up later and things get weird. Like, anatomically ambitious weird. The mobile version chugs a bit during the more elaborate scenes, frames dropping right when you need smooth motion the most. A fantasy adventure this is not, unless your fantasy is exclusively about mutant women with improbable proportions finding excuses to touch you. The redhead representation is solid though. Jean and Rogue both get plenty of screen time. I wish Kitty had more content but that’s just personal taste. She phases through a bed at one point and nothing happens. Missed opportunity.