The proportions are completely wrong and I can't stop thinking about it. Chun Li's thighs, which should be legendary, are just... there. Normal. Meanwhile her chest is inflated to a size that would make physics professors weep. And Ryu, my boy, what did they do to you? He's this weird little chibi thing, like a Funko Pop that got left in the sun too long. His head is massive. During the doggystyle scene I kept getting distracted by how his tiny body was positioned, it's like watching a bobblehead go to town. The whole thing has this janky, unpolished feel that honestly adds something. Not polish, definitely not that. But something.

The facial scene though. That's where things get interesting. You spend way too long just undressing her, clicking around while she stands there with this blank expression. Then when you finally get to the cumshot, it lands on her face and just... sits there. No drip, no animation, just a static white splatter that looks like someone spilled correction fluid on the screen. I laughed. Not in a mean way, but in that "oh, so that's how we're doing this" way. The game doesn't even try to make it look realistic, and weirdly, that's almost refreshing? Like, we're all here for the same thing, let's not pretend this is high art.

Speaking of Chun Li being called "mommy" throughout, that's a choice. A very specific choice that the game commits to completely. The text is barely there, just enough to remind you that yes, this is happening, yes, he's obsessed, no, there's no plot beyond that. The second doggystyle scene where you finish inside her has this awkward pause before the creampie appears, like the game is buffering. Maybe it was. My browser definitely struggled. If you're going in, just accept the jank. Don't fight it. The whole thing is about 10 minutes of clicking and watching these broken dolls mash together, and honestly, for what it is, the facial expression on chibi Ryu when he finishes is worth the price of admission. Which is free. So there's that.

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