somehow this fox is still standing. krystal, right out of that old flash era, back with three attacks and absolutely zero combat balance. the A key does a tail swipe that looks like she's swatting a fly while half-asleep. S is... a kick? maybe? honestly half the time i just mashed D because that's the only one with any range. the dinos don't care about your hitboxes anyway - they'll clip through everything and suddenly you're in that loop where you can't get up.

the bl tag is doing some heavy lifting here. not sure if the dev knows what that means or just slapped it on because dinosaur king had cool monsters. speaking of which, the dinosaur king crossover energy is strong but make it horny and broken. one of the big purple things cornered me against the cave wall and that was it. just a loop of getting railed while the health bar vanished. the cum physics are... generous. like someone turned a faucet on and forgot to stop animating. krystal's face ends up looking like she lost a fight with a glazed donut.

wish there was a block button or literally any way to avoid attacks that isn't praying to the furry gods. movement's floaty, half the backgrounds are just gradients i think, and the audio is exactly what you'd expect from a project that crawled out of a 2012 browser tab. the sounds are... enthusiastic. maybe too much.

you know what though. i opened it expecting trash and instead got this weirdly hypnotic mess where the jank becomes the appeal. the scenes loop in that specific newgrounds way where it's almost meditative. almost. my coworker walked by and i alt-tabbed so fast i pulled a muscle. four tabs deep in spreadsheet hell but my brain's still replaying that one dinosaur's grab animation. worst part is i'll probably open it again tomorrow. the fox won't win. she never does.