ok so like the cg hentai scenes in alexandra hit different when you're alt tabbing between this and discord while the boys are spamming KEKW at some poor soul's bad take. the blonde girl's design is basic but the artist really went off on the mouth stuff, like someone on the art team had a very specific vision and honestly? respect the dedication. the blowjob scenes have this weirdly detailed saliva physics that i spent way too long examining instead of reading the actual dialogue.

the whole criminal dad plot is there i guess but who cares when alexandra's giving you that look. you know the one. the visual novel parts drag sometimes with text boxes that feel like they were written by someone who just discovered what a metaphor is, but then you get to the good bits and suddenly you forget about the three paragraphs of inner monologue about running from your past. the game knows what it's selling and it sells it hard. the dad being a criminal is supposed to add tension but honestly it just makes me wonder what his deal is, like is he a mob boss or just some guy who does tax fraud. the game never really says and that bugs me more than it should.

there's this one scene where alexandra's hair clips through her shoulder and i laughed so hard i nearly choked on my drink. the modding community for this is surprisingly dead which is a crime because imagine what the sickos on some forum could do with custom dialogue options. give me a dlc where the dad catches you and you have to talk your way out of it while alexandra's just standing there. that's content. anyway the game's a solid fap material if you can ignore the writing that takes itself way too seriously between the scenes that actually matter.