So this game opens with your dad dead and you not giving a shit. That's the hook. Then some woman shows up and suddenly you, the guy who kills wizards for money, got magic in your veins. The whole thing runs on renpy so you know the drill, click through dialogue, make choices, get your dick wet or get stabbed. The 2d art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin after three beers, but somehow that works for the grimy fantasy vibe. The hentai scenes are explicit as hell, no fade to black bullshit, full penetration, cumshots, the works. One moment you're interrogating a witch about your dead old man, next you're balls deep in her while she moans about prophecy or whatever.

The writing is weirdly self aware. Your character is an asshole, like genuinely unlikable, and the game doesn't try to make you feel good about it. There's this one scene where you can use your new magic to force a barmaid to blow you, and the game just lets you sit in that discomfort. No judgment, no redemption arc. I respect that. Most adult games try to make every sex scene feel earned or romantic. This one says fuck that, you're a murderer with a hard on, deal with it.

But then the romance tag shows up and suddenly there's a soft spoken elf girl who wants to heal your trauma with her pussy. It's jarring. One minute you're slitting a mage's throat mid orgasm, next you're holding hands under a fake moon. I don't know if it's parody or just bad pacing. The magic system is never explained, you just get spells when the plot needs you to. And the UI looks like it was made in 2012. Still, I kept clicking. Something about the ugly art and the mean protagonist kept me going. Maybe I'm broken.

I keep coming back to the goddess design. Voluptas, right? She's this impossibly stacked deity who greets you after you eat shit and die, and honestly she's the best part of the whole package. The Honey Select 2 models are doing that thing where the skin looks slightly waxy and the animations clip through themselves sometimes, but whoever sculpted her curves knew exactly what they were doing. That waist to hip ratio is a war crime. I spent more time in her scenes than I should admit.

The size control gimmick is exactly what you think. You die, isekai happens, goddess gives you the power to adjust breast size on any girl you're intimate with. That's it. That's the whole elevator pitch. The sandbox structure means you're bouncing between fantasy town locations collecting harem members like pokemon, and the expansion fetish content is front and center. Like, aggressively front and center. Every scene eventually circles back to watching proportions shift and swell while the Honey Select engine tries its best to keep up. Sometimes it works. Sometimes the physics go absolutely haywire and a tit just launches into the stratosphere. I laughed. I kept playing.

The virgin male protagonist thing is played straight, which means lots of awkward first time scenarios and the goddess coaching you through it. There's handjob tutorials, spanking scenes that feel copy pasted from a different game entirely, and creampie finishes that the game treats like achievement unlocks. The romance writing is whatever. Functional. Gets the job done between the parts you're actually here for. What bugs me is the oral sex animations all use the same three loops regardless of which girl you're with. For a game about variety and expansion, that's a weird corner to cut. But then you trigger a scene where the goddess goes full size queen mode and suddenly I forget what I was complaining about. The masturbation scenes are surprisingly decent too, which I wasn't expecting from a harem sandbox. Usually those are afterthoughts.

The "Aged Ripe Fruit" trophy should exist just for this game. The ugliness of it. Like, the aliens are not just ugly, they are ugly in a way that feels deliberate and wrong. Every fold of their skin, every weirdly placed mouth or hand, looks like a bad drawing somebody put too much time into. And Stella, this 18 year old graduate, is rendered with that weird 3dcg gloss that makes her look like a plastic doll left in a hot car. Her eyes are too big and she has this constant expression you cannot place. Fear? Mild upset? It's static. The whole thing is a kinetic novel, you're just pressing a button to see the next slide of this space academy disaster.

I keep thinking about one of the first encounters where an alien 'general' does a medical exam. It's just groping. But it goes on and on, far too long, and the game never cuts away. Stella is a virgin, the text tells you this many times, and her inner monologue is a broken record of humiliation. "This can't be happening. Not to me. I am an officer." The writing has this flat, translated quality, like it was put through a software and then someone went to sleep. The admiral is old. Very old. He watches. The voyeurism is the real point, i think, maybe more than Stella. You're watching her be broken down, recorded, poked by these creatures who all have the same sickly color of damp bread. There is a tangibility to the harassment that made me scroll back once to check if a scene had changed. It hadn't.

There's a detail about starch on her uniform. The first thing on the ship, she's proud of the crisp sleeves. Later, when she's being led around by an old human officer, the text spends a sentence on a stain spreading on her cuff. Just a stain. From sweat or something else. It's weird how that small thing became the most vivid corruption in the whole game. The sci-fi war plot about Lord Cain? Never appears again after the first text wall. Don't expect it. The game is just this girl and her uniform and these watching, groping things. I wish the sound effects were not just the same wet slap repeated. They won't fix that.

I keep coming back to the match 3 thing. Not because it's good, it's actually kind of janky and the gems don't always line up right when you're trying to make a combo, but because of what happens when you clear a board. The whole date metaphor, right? You're matching colors and suddenly her hand is on your thigh under the table. The puzzle IS the foreplay. That's either genius or the laziest thing I've ever seen and I still can't decide which. The male route with the redhead, forgot her name already, she's got this massive ass that the 3DCG renders with way too much shine, like someone polished it. But then the animation kicks in during the anal scene and you forget about the weird lighting because the way she arches her back, fuck. The physics are all wrong but in that specific way that makes it hotter than if they were right.

Tried the lesbian path next because the female protagonist model has better tits, simple as that. The oral scene between her and the other girl, the one with the short hair, has this teasing quality where the camera keeps cutting away right when things get explicit. Edging through match 3 puzzles. Actually made me yell at my screen once. The swinging group sex unlock is buried behind some truly tedious gem matching though, and by the time I got there I was more annoyed than turned on. The romance bits feel stapled on, like someone remembered otome games exist and threw in some dialogue choices that don't matter.

The multiple protagonist thing is weird because you don't really switch, you just pick at the start and that's your whole run. The male protag is a blank slate, the female one has slightly more personality but only in the lesbian route. The straight vaginal scenes with her feel disconnected from everything else. There's this one moment during a match where the board is almost cleared and the girl on screen starts touching herself and the gems are falling and it syncs up for like three seconds and it's the most immersed I've been in a porn game all year. Then the next puzzle is about ordering appetizers or some shit and the spell breaks completely. The big tits tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, every female character is built like that and it gets samey. But that one anal scene. That one scene. I've replayed the male route three times just for that. The match 3 is still janky though.

boss keeps messaging about quarterly reports so obviously i opened broken harbours instead. it's one of those visual novel things, you know the type, but this one is about rune and devon. two guys. furry. and honestly the art style is kind of rough? like deliberately sketchy almost, which i thought would bug me but somehow it fits the whole melancholy vibe they're going for. devon's this big quiet type with baggage and rune is... i don't know, persistent. there's this scene early on where they're just sitting on a dock and the dialogue is so fucking awkward in a real way, not in a bad writing way. you know when you meet someone and you want to say something meaningful but all that comes out is something about the weather? that.

the sex stuff takes a while to get to which normally i'd complain about because let's be real i'm not here for the plot. but when it hits, it hits. there's this one scene where devon finally lets his guard down and the way the game handles the intimacy is surprisingly tender for something that also shows a creampie in explicit detail. the oral scenes are hot too, lots of focus on expressions which the sketchy art actually enhances somehow. makes it feel more raw. less polished porn, more like someone's actual memory of a hookup.

wish there were more choices that actually mattered though. you get these dialogue options sometimes but they mostly just change the next line or two, not the overall arc. for a game tagged romance i wanted more branching, more ways to fuck things up or make them better. replayability is kind of low unless you just want to rewatch the sex scenes which, fair enough, i did that twice. also the music loops weirdly in one part, cuts off mid note and starts over, took me right out of the moment when devon was finally opening up about his past. small thing but annoying.

anyway if they ever make a dlc or sequel with actual branching paths and maybe some more explicit anal scenes because the one we get is good but i'm greedy, that'd be something. back to spreadsheets i guess.

So this notebook thing. The guy writes down memories like some sad detective but the real case is why his wife suddenly can't stop touching herself on camera for strangers. Website called something dumb, probably "CuckMyLife dot com" lol. First scene I click, she's in a changing room and some dude's hand just appears from nowhere. Like magic. Poof. Hand on tit. And the husband, our hero, he's just... watching? Through a gap? My man, that's your WIFE.

The animation is rough as hell. Like someone made it in Blender while drunk and horny, which honestly, probably true. Faces go weird sometimes, bodies clip through clothes, but the sounds. Oh fuck the sounds. Wet squelching that made me check if my headphones were leaking. There's this one scene where she's giving head to some black dude in a car and the way her eyes roll back, I forgot to breathe for a second. Then the game crashed. Of course it crashed. Right when the creampie was about to... you know. Had to reload and skip through text I already read, which is my personal hell. Why can't these games have a simple skip button that actually works?

Wish there was more buildup. She goes from shy wife to "please fuck me in public" in like two scenes. Zero to corruption speedrun. But then again, that car scene. The way the guy grabs her hair and just uses her mouth while the husband sits there pretending to be asleep. I felt something. Not proud of it. The interracial tag is doing heavy lifting here, not gonna lie.

The teasing parts where she "accidentally" flashes strangers are hotter than the actual sex sometimes. There's this grocery store moment with a cucumber that I won't describe but I screenshotted it. For evidence. The detective work continues.

Okay so you know those games where you just click around a messy apartment and suddenly you're balls deep in someone's daughter? This is that. Pure concentrated id. The whole thing runs on a loop of grab item, find fat bitch, present item, watch her bounce on your dick. It's not trying to be clever and honestly that's refreshing. The 3D models are janky in that specific Source Filmmaker way where the asses are massive and the lighting is flat and everything has this greasy sheen like a leftover pizza. I'm not complaining. Well maybe a little. The clicking feels floaty, like the hitboxes were decided by a committee of drunk raccoons.

The best part, no joke, is this one scene with a redhead. You give her a... I think it was a dildo? Or a remote control? Doesn't matter. She bends over a table and the animation kicks in and it's just this relentless, piston-like anal pounding that goes on way longer than you'd expect. The sound design is basically two wet steaks slapping together and a woman making noises that are more startled than aroused. It's so aggressively mediocre it circles back to being hypnotic. I stared at it for a solid minute before remembering I was supposed to be, you know, doing something.

Then the game just ends. Abruptly. Like the creator ran out of steam or their hard drive crashed. You get a creampie shot that looks like someone spilled a bottle of white-out on the screen and that's it. No victory fanfare. No score screen. Just the void. I respect that level of not giving a fuck. The male protagonist is a silent, disembodied pair of hands and a cock, which is exactly the level of characterization I needed. If you're looking for a polished experience, this will make you want to throw your monitor out the window. But if you've got 15 minutes and a specific hunger for low-poly big tits and point-and-click degeneracy, you could do worse. Probably. I don't know your life.

So I'm mapping out the unlock paths for this one and honestly the achievement triggers are pretty straightforward, which is good because I'm not here for a puzzle. It's called something like Bimbo Fuck Fest or whatever, the title screen is just three pairs of tits and a start button. No pretense. You click, you get a menu with three girls, each one a different flavor of plastic fantastic. The whole thing is 3DCG, but like, deliberately unpolished. Skin textures look like they were bathed in oil then photographed with a phone from 2016. Hair physics are a suggestion at best. And yet.

The first one I picked, the blonde with the ass that defies lumbar science, her scene starts with her already bent over a pool table. No setup, no "hello". Just a view of her thong disappearing and then the animation loop kicks in. The titfuck scene with the redhead is where the camera work gets weirdly ambitious, trying to orbit around the action but clipping through her shoulder half the time. It's janky but it's also... focused? There's a voyeur angle in one scene where you're supposedly watching through a window, but the reflection effect is so bad it looks like someone smeared vaseline on the lens. I wish they'd fixed the cum textures. They just appear, no physics, like someone pasted a sticker. Won't happen.

The audio is just one loop of wet sounds and a moan track that doesn't sync with anything. I had to mute it after two minutes because it started sounding like a broken dishwasher. But the creampie animations, when they finally trigger, have this exaggerated pulse that's almost comical. Almost. The anal scene with the third girl, the one with the ponytail, her expression never changes. Dead eyes the whole time. It's unsettling but also, I don't know, honest? This isn't trying to be romantic. It's a delivery system for specific visuals and it delivers. The big ass tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, literally. I found myself clicking through the same vaginal scene three times just to see if the animation would break differently. It did. Once her leg bent backwards at the knee and I laughed so hard I forgot what I was doing.

Honestly the whole tradwife thing was getting me hard before I even clicked. That 1950s dress, the pearls, the way Lucy bends over to check the oven in those heels. My dick was already half out. The game knows exactly what it's doing with the teasing, those little flashes of stocking top when she reaches for a high shelf. Pure bait. And I fell for it completely.

Then the wedding night hits and surprise, your perfect little housewife has a cock. A really pretty one, actually. The art style shifts here, gets softer somehow, more intimate. Watching Lucy tremble while lifting that vintage skirt, seeing the lace panties strain, the blush spreading down to that smooth chest. The game doesn't rush this moment. You can almost feel the nervous breathing. My first reaction was confusion, then my dick twitched and I stopped questioning things. The animated scenes are simple but effective, that slow reveal, the way Lucy's eyes go wide when you touch her there for the first time. The AI generated art actually works for once, giving everyone this dreamy, slightly unreal quality that fits the whole fantasy.

The dating sim mechanics are whatever, pick dialogue options, build affection, you know the drill. But the writing during intimate scenes catches you off guard. There's this moment where Lucy admits she was terrified you'd throw her out, and suddenly I'm feeling things? In my porn game? The romance path gets genuinely sweet, which is weird to say about a game where you can also just bend your femboy wife over the kitchen counter while she's still wearing an apron and nothing else. The contrast is jarring in the best way. Some choices lead to surprisingly tender handholding and whispered confessions, others to messy blowjobs with mascara running. Both are animated with the same care.

Wish there was more variety in the outfits though. You see that same blue dress way too often and it started bugging me by the third scene. Also the music loops are criminal, had to mute after ten minutes. Small price for watching Lucy's first time taking you inside, that shaky little gasp, the way she clutches the bedsheets. The game understands that hesitation is hotter than confidence sometimes. Don't skip the morning after scenes either, that's where the real emotional damage happens. Or healing. Depends on your choices I guess.