My hand is cramping from this stupid mouse. That's the first thing. Not my dick, my hand. Because this is just a clicker game with tits. You got these balls, right, and they fall and you gotta click to bounce them back up. Like a horny version of that old brick breaker game but without the bricks. Just balls. And the reward is a picture of a hentai girl with boobs so big they'd need their own zip code. That's it. That's the whole transaction.

The game calls itself a challenge and I guess it is if you're the type who gets mad at Flappy Bird. I kept dropping the balls because I was staring at the art in the background, which is actually pretty decent for a flash game from like 2005. The girl has that vacant "why am I here" expression which honestly fits the whole situation. I spent maybe twenty minutes trying to get a perfect run and my wrist felt like I'd been jerking off a giant. Which I wasn't. Yet. The physics are floaty and weird, the balls don't bounce right sometimes, and I swear one of them clipped through my paddle and I yelled at my screen. My neighbor probably thinks I'm insane.

You know what's funny? I forgot there was even a reward at the end. I just got locked into the rhythm of clicking. Click click click. Ball goes up. Ball comes down. Big anime eyes staring at me from the corner. Then I finally cleared it and the image popped up and I just sat there like... okay. Cool. A jpeg. I immediately closed the tab and opened something else. Not sure what I expected. Maybe a parade? The game doesn't pretend to be more than it is though, I'll give it that. Just balls and boobs and a test of how long you can tolerate repetitive strain injury for a drawing.