The whole thing feels like a pot of water left on the stove, you keep waiting for it to boil but it just sits there, simmering with occasional bubbles that never quite break the surface. You play as one of three college girls who skipped orientation and now have to sit through this weird saturday sex ed class. The teacher is this older woman with curves that the 3D models can barely contain, and honestly the character designs are pretty good if you ignore how sometimes a hand clips through a desk or a breast moves like it has its own gravitational field.

I spent most of my time with the blonde one, the one with the ridiculous ass that the camera just loves to park behind during every scene. There's this moment early on where the teacher demonstrates something on her, some groping thing that's supposed to be educational I guess, and the way the animation stutters made me laugh out loud. But then the next scene hits and suddenly the blonde is using a toy on herself while the other two watch and the whole room feels different, heavier. The game doesn't try to be smooth about it. The transitions are jarring, the dialogue reads like it was run through a translator that gave up halfway, and yet somehow that makes it more interesting.

I wish the group scenes had more buildup instead of just happening because the plot demands it. The incest stuff with the teacher and her daughter comes out of nowhere but the oral scenes are actually detailed in a way that surprised me. The vaginal scenes feel rushed though, like someone was getting bored. The masturbation segments are where the game actually slows down and pays attention, which is weird because shouldn't the group stuff be the highlight? Maybe not. Maybe the slow parts are the point and I'm just too impatient to appreciate how the silence between the moans builds something. Or maybe the game just doesn't know what it wants to be and I'm making excuses for it.