Tifa's ass has seen better days but that's the point, right? This little browser thing is like someone took a Final Fantasy doujin and stripped it down to just the mechanical humping. You move your mouse and she bounces, doggystyle, with that same vacant expression from the remake. No story, no build up, just her bent over and you wiggling the cursor like you're trying to get ketchup out of a bottle.

The undress mechanic is weirdly gated. She has to cum first, which means you're stuck doing the mouse wiggle for a solid minute before her top comes off. Then the bra, then the skirt, all tied to her pleasure meter filling up. I kept clicking her boobs because the description said surprise and yeah, she moans and the meter jumps. That's it. That's the surprise. Felt like finding a quarter in a coat pocket.

You can cum on her ass up to five times before the game says clean up. There's a little sponge icon or something, I don't know, I clicked it and the counter reset. The cumshots are just white splashes that don't even pool right, they kind of float there like bad photoshop. But the doggystyle animation loops smooth enough for what it is. Brunette Tifa, hentai proportions, no physics on the hair which bugs me more than it should. Her tits don't move either unless you click them, then they jiggle once and stop. Like a car with a dead battery.

For a minigame it does the job. Five minutes on the train, phone tilted away from the guy next to me, mouse finger getting tired. The parody tag is doing heavy lifting because this is Tifa in name only. No personality, no dialogue, just the body. Which, fine. Sometimes you don't need a therapist to explain why you're clicking a polygon woman's ass at 7:45 AM. You just need the meter to fill.