quiz game where wrong answer equals boobs. not complicated. the graphics look like someone drew them on a napkin during a boring meeting, then scanned it with a potato from 2004. the question font is so tiny i had to squint like i was trying to read the terms and conditions on a porn site before clicking "i am 18" which nobody does. there's this one drawing of a lady where her anatomy makes zero sense, her spine must be made of rubber and dreams. i stared at it for way too long. the quiz questions are actually weirdly difficult? i failed three in a row about geography and then got rewarded with pixelated titties like some kind of participation trophy for being dumb. my high school geography teacher would be so disappointed. or proud. depends on the teacher honestly.

the whole thing runs in browser like those old flash games that would crash your family computer in 2006 while you desperately cleared the history. there's a link to vote for some greyhound game which feels like the developer's real passion project and this quiz thing is just the bait to get you there. respect the hustle honestly. the sound effects are just... not there? or maybe my laptop is broken. either way it's silent like a library where everyone is ashamed.

for effort. for the drawing quality which is somehow charming and garbage simultaneously. the game knows what it is which is basically a five minute distraction while you're waiting for something else to load. like a fidget spinner but with nipples. i won't say i enjoyed myself but i also didn't close the tab immediately which is more than i can say for most things i click on at random. the quiz part is unironically harder than the porn part is sexy. make of that what you will.