This tavern, man. It's like someone spilled a bottle of digital grease over the whole thing and called it a day. Deliberately unpolished is the tagline, and they're not lying. The fonts look like they were chosen from a dropdown menu in MS Paint, and the UI has this janky, almost homemade feel. Like a Flash game from 2006 that somehow survived the purge. I spent a weird amount of time just clicking the wooden sign outside. It does nothing. The creaking sound effect it makes is way too loud and sounds like a stock sound of a door from a haunted house, not a fantasy inn. Why is it so loud.

So this guy, right. Life's a dumpster fire. Dad kicks him out at 20, standard loser origin story. Then he meets a mysterious dude and BAM, life does a 180. The "uplifting transformation" they talk about is basically the redhead. A fiery, he