It took me way too long to figure out the hamster joke in the store description. Not the actual game mind you, I'm talking about the marketing blurb. There's this line about a hamster on a workout wheel powering the renders and honestly I stared at that for like five minutes wondering if it was some weird localization thing. The game itself says nothing about hamsters. So you're this bored dude who gets superpowers, standard stuff, but the team meeting parts drag on forever and I ended up clicking through dialogue about patrol schedules when I could have been doing literally anything else. Karen's character model though. Listen. The milf tag is earned entirely by her. That one scene in her office after the bank robbery mission, where she's still in the costume and it's torn in exactly the right places, I've replayed it three times trying different dialogue choices to see if you get more angles. You don't. That's the contradiction right there, they built this elaborate sandbox with powers and crimefighting and relationship stats, but the payoff scenes are weirdly static once you actually unlock them. Which is a shame because the handjob animation in the training room has this little wrist twist at the end that's honestly better animated than most full sex scenes in other games. I wish the superpowers mattered more during the lewd stuff. You can literally throw cars with your mind but during the romance paths you just stand there like a regular dude. There's exactly one moment where you use telekinesis to close the blinds before a scene and I cheered out loud then immediately got disappointed because that's the only time. The vaginal sex scene with Luna has clipping issues I can't unsee, her hip keeps phasing through the bed in loop three, and now it's all I notice. The mobile version runs surprisingly okay on my Pixel though, which is rare for these 3dcg games, the sandbox elements load faster there than on desktop for some reason. The humor beats hit about half the time, mostly the hero name generator had me wheezing, but sometimes a sex scene starts with a pun so bad I had to mute and just focus on the tits. Which are big. Unreasonably big. That's not a complaint.