Rating: (three peaches and an eggplant, meaning lots of ass and one very confused boner)

Paula Honeybottom. Even the name is a joke that keeps on giving. So this washed up soap star gets dumped by a guy literally named Dick and now she's moping around the house with two... tenants? Students? The game pulls this weird coy thing where you decide if they're her kids or just some random boy and girl living there. I set it to incest immediately because I'm not a coward, and the game just rolls with it like yeah, that tracks. The 3DCG models have that particular jank where everyone looks slightly like a sex doll left in the sun, but Paula's ass is rendered with the kind of devotion usually reserved for religious iconography. I respect that singular focus.

The corruption mechanics are there but they're more like gentle nudges. You peek through keyholes while she's changing, you leave the bathroom door slightly open, you have conversations where the dialogue options range from supportive son to absolute degenerate. There's this one scene where you can watch her masturbate through a crack in the door and the game treats it with this weird dramatic weight, like it's a pivotal character moment. Maybe it is. The multiple endings thing means you can guide her toward becoming a fit milf or keep her soft and thick, and honestly the game seems to prefer the latter based on how many scenes focus on her bending over.

The lesbian route with the girl protagonist caught me off guard. I was doing a corruption run with the son and suddenly switched perspectives and now I'm helping Paula rediscover herself through some very hands on acting exercises. The humor lands sometimes, like when Paula monologues about her betrayal while the camera just slowly zooms in on her chest. The cheating tag applies to the ex husband but also potentially to you depending on choices, and there's a gilf character who shows up late game that I won't spoil except to say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Or it does. I don't know, I failed biology. The voyeurism scenes are the real meat here, pun absolutely intended, and the teasing stretches on long enough to make you genuinely frustrated, which I think is the point.