Right, so you click. You click a lot. That's the whole deal here, Poison is throwing these... I dunno, purple poison orbs? And Ryu just stands there like a brick shithouse taking it. You tap the screen like a madman to make him block. The hitbox is a bit janky, sometimes I swear my finger was right on the orb and it still clips him. The sound effect when he gets hit is this sad little thud that makes you feel like you dropped your phone in soup.

The sprite for Poison is actually decent, they got her massive tits right, that's the main event. She does this little wiggle after each round if you win, a striptease that's more like a slideshow. Four rounds of this, each one faster, my finger started to cramp up by the third. Reminded me of playing that stupid flappy bird game years ago but with a boner, which is a weird combo. The background is just a blurry street, doesn't matter, nobody's looking at that. Wish Ryu had some expression, dude's face is blanker than my future.

After you survive, the reward is a POV blowjob scene. The loop is short, maybe 5 seconds, and it just repeats. The art style shifts a bit here, looks like a different artist maybe, Poison's tongue is a solid pink block. No sound during the scene which is a crime. Like ordering a pizza and getting just the crust. Honestly the clicker part is more engaging than the payoff, which feels backwards. The poison mechanic is just a timer, if you miss too many orbs a green bar fills up and you lose. Never figured out if there's a pattern to the orbs, just mashed like a chimp.