Right, so the pool table physics are completely broken. Not in a funny way either, like the cue ball will just clip through the 8 ball sometimes and the spin mechanic might as well be a random number generator. Spent a good ten minutes trying to line up a simple bank shot and the ball just vibrated in place before launching off the table entirely. And you know what? I didn't even care because that's when the blonde, think her name is Lena from the photo set, started unbuttoning her top.
The whole thing runs on this weird logic where potting a ball triggers a striptease sequence. It's not smooth animation, more like a slideshow of a real model in different states of undress. The photos are actually pretty high res, you can see the texture of the lace on her bra, the little goosebumps on her skin under the harsh pool hall lights. There's a brunette too, but unlocking her set is a grind. You have to clear the table without the game crashing, which, good luck. The balls have this negative hole thing going on, like they're repelled by the pockets instead of falling in. Makes for some frustrating moments when you're one shot away from seeing full frontal and the 3 ball just skitters sideways for no reason.
Top 3 Moments You'll Want to Screenshot. First, when Lena loses the skirt and she's just standing there in stockings and a garter belt, leaning on the cue stick with this look that's half bored, half something else. Second, the glitch where her bra phased through her chest and for a split second you got a perfect, unobstructed view before the next photo loaded. Third, the victory screen after a completely illegitimate win where the physics engine just gave up and gifted me the last three balls, and she's down to just a tiny pair of panties, holding the 8 ball between her teeth. The photo sets are the only reason to keep wrestling with the busted billiards. It's like a first date where the conversation is awful but the person is so hot you just nod along, waiting for the part where clothes come off. Long term, you'll hate yourself for coming back, but you will. Just don't expect to ever actually play pool.