Pocket Girls Hexagonal Billiard is the kind of game that makes you wonder who sat down and thought, you know what regular pool needs? Four women who lose their clothes based on my terrible aim. The whole thing runs on photos of real models, which gives it this weirdly specific vibe, like stumbling onto someone's very dedicated personal project from 2005. The billiard physics are janky as hell. Sometimes the ball goes exactly where you aimed, other times it ricochets like it's got a personal grudge against you.

The setup is simple but honestly kind of genius in a trashy way. Four girls at four corner pockets, you pot a ball, they strip a layer. Five successful shots in one pocket and that girl is fully naked and locked, no takebacks. But here's the kicker, those two middle pockets are controlled by switches that point to different girls, and if your ball drops in there, whoever the switch is pointing at puts her clothes back on. The opponent AI is constantly flipping those switches around, so you'll be one shot away from victory and suddenly the girl you've been working on for ten minutes is fully dressed again like nothing happened. I yelled at my screen. Not proud of it.

The striptease itself is broken into five stages per model, and the photos are exactly what you'd expect, low res, slightly awkward poses, that particular early internet aesthetic where everything looks like it was shot on a digital camera in someone's basement. Which honestly adds to the charm. The video clips between stages are choppy but they get the job done. I spent way too long trying to line up a perfect shot on the bottom left girl because she had this look on her face like she was genuinely disappointed in my billiard skills. Fair enough, honestly. The whole thing is stupid and I kept playing it anyway.