Maybe it’s the weird collision detection in the faces that gets me stuck, staring at the background while my health bar disappears. That’s been my whole morning. The premise is simple: there’s an apartment, and two women are on a bed having a pillow fight, stripping each other down. You’re supposed to be watching this unfold, a pure voyeurism setup with real models acting out the striptease. But a crowd of fucking neighbors, just big blocky heads, keep spawning right in your sightline, completely blocking the view of the lesbian action. To clear them, you get into a separate pillow fight minigame. It’s a brawler, sort of. You swing a pillow left and right at these rubbernecking pricks, trying to knock them out so the centrefold scene keeps playing.

The neighbor fight is messy. The hitbox on your pillow is about as consistent as wet bread, and sometimes you’ll clip right through a guy’s head with no damage, while his counter-swing sends you reeling. I lost a whole round once just trying to hit a dude who was slightly clipping into the bed frame. The core striptease itself is genuinely well-made though, with quick cuts and fluid little action sequences that feel stolen from a premium site. There’s real tension in juggling the fight and the show, which I’m complaining about but also that’s the whole game. I just wish the pillow you use had a bit more heft, a more satisfying crunch on impact. It won’t be changed.

What’s funny is the voyeur angle gets meta. You’re so focused on clearing heads that you miss the exact moment a bra comes off, and then you’re the one feeling like a frustrated peeper, bashing a neighbor out of spite. The difficulty ramps weirdly around the third piece of clothing, spawning three neighbors at once. It’s almost like a chaotic puzzle where you have to calculate which head to smash first to grab a half-second glance at the bed. My wrist hurts from frantic clicking.

The opening scene splashes you right into a frantic fight with one guy already planted in front of a girl pulling her top up. A fantastic, frantic mess of priorities that perfectly sets the expectation.

Dare to play it alone, or try to explain why you’re mashing your mouse button to anyone within earshot?