The whole thing is like 3 minutes long, maybe 4 if you count the loading screen on my shitty phone. Was scrolling through the usual sites, you know the ones where the ads are more aggressive than the content, and saw 2B's ass in a thumbnail. Clicked. Of course I clicked. It's a parody, it says so right there, but the android tag is doing some heavy lifting because she's literally asking Emil to fix her "inner system." That floating skull thing from Nier. The one with the voice that makes you feel things you don't want to feel. Here he's just... there. Watching. His big cartoon eyes somehow the most unsettling part of the whole scene.

The animation is rough. Deliberately unpolished, like someone learned Blender last Tuesday and immediately decided to make porn. 2B's proportions are all wrong in that specific way that somehow works. Her tits are massive, her waist is a geometry problem, and her mouth when she goes down. Look, the blowjob isn't smooth. It's jerky. The sound is wet but in a compressed mp3 way. You can hear the silence between the loops. And yet. There's this one frame where her eyes roll back and the cumshot hits and it's so absurdly over the top I actually laughed. Then replayed it. The cumshot is ridiculous. Ropes of it. A quantity that defies android biology or whatever.

Emil just floats there the whole time. Doesn't help. Doesn't leave. Just that permanent grin. I wish he'd say something creepy from the actual game but he's silent. Missed opportunity. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became fap material. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Actually don't. Some things are meant for one hand and a locked door.