The unlock for the first roommate scene is bugged, I swear. I clicked through the same dialogue tree four times, picking the "wine and chat" option, and the achievement just wouldn't pop. Had to alt-tab to a forum where some guy said you need to specifically NOT compliment her hair earlier in the day. That kind of obscure trigger logic drives me nuts, especially when the whole point is just getting to the CG hentai set. The art itself is that slightly off model style where the anatomy is exaggerated but the faces look a bit flat, like a traced photo that lost the spark. The older protagonist's internal monologue is pure cringe, talking about "sowing wild oats" like he's reading from a bad porno script from the 90s.

The sound design is nonexistent, just dead air and mouse clicks, which makes the whole "relationship" building feel even more transactional. You're just clicking through text boxes, waiting for the next flag to trigger a sex scene. The cheating aspect is weirdly casual, the wife is just... there, suggesting renting rooms to college students, and then she vanishes from the narrative entirely. No tension, no sneaking around, just a blank permission slip. There's this one scene where you're supposed to be fixing a sink for the younger roommate and the dialogue is so stilted, it reads like a customer service chatbot trying to flirt. "Your pipe is very wet, let me handle it." Who talks like that?

I wish the game leaned harder into the actual crisis part of the midlife crisis. The "old and young" dynamic is just a skin, a costume. The student characters have no classes, no friends, no life outside of being hot and available in your kitchen. It's a visual novel that forgets the novel part. The CG gallery fills up fast if you follow a guide, but without one, you're stuck in loops of meaningless small talk about rent. The whole thing feels like a prototype where someone drew the money shots first and then hastily scribbled some text to connect them.