I don't know what I expected but it wasn't this. The math problems are basic, like, really basic, but somehow I still got one wrong because I was too busy staring at her blouse buttons. She's got this look, you know? The teacher who knows exactly what you're doing and doesn't care, or maybe cares too much. The second problem I solved correct and she just... slowly pulls the fabric apart. No music sting, no particle effects, just this woman on my screen undressing because I can add two numbers.

The photos aren't polished. They look like someone's real pictures, which makes it ten times more intense. Is that weird to say? Like, this could be someone's actual math teacher from some eastern european school and now she's down to her underwear on my phone while I'm supposed to be answering emails. The whole thing runs in browser so I had it open in a private tab next to my work stuff, switching back and forth, feeling my face get hot every time I got an answer right.

She never breaks character though. That's what gets me. Even when she's basically naked she's still pointing at the whiteboard like "solve for x" and I'm just sitting there thinking about all the ways I'd fail her class on purpose. The game doesn't have much else, it's just strip math, but the real human model tag isn't lying. Her expression shifts just slightly with each piece removed. Almost imperceptible. I swear she looked disappointed when I hesitated on seven times eight.

Why did I hesitate on seven times eight. I knew that one.