This game is basically a slideshow with a mouse wiggle gimmick, and I respect that honesty. No fake promises about deep gameplay or emotional story arcs. You're a sales agent, which is already the least sexy job imaginable, and then two anime girls show up wanting your dick. The setup is so stupid it circles back to being perfect. One has pink hair, the other has blue, and they both have that dead eyed hentai stare that says "I was drawn in one afternoon."

The sex scenes are where things get weirdly specific. You've got a handjob sequence that's actually pretty hot if you ignore the fact that the girl's expression never changes. Like, at all. She could be filing taxes. Then there's the main fucking scene where you're supposed to move your mouse over the screen to get closer to cumming, which is such a bizarre mechanic. I kept circling my cursor like an idiot, trying to find the sweet spot, and honestly it felt more like playing a shitty Flash game from 2006 than anything erotic. The rough sex tag is there but it's more... enthusiastic bouncing than actual roughness. The cumshot animation is surprisingly detailed though, I'll give them that. Multiple spurts, decent physics, the whole thing. Someone on the dev team really cared about that one specific moment.

The sound design is nonexistent. Not even a moan track. Just silence and the occasional wet noise that sounds like someone stirring macaroni. I wish they'd added at least some terrible voice acting, the kind where you can hear the microphone clipping. That would've made this a masterpiece of trash. The whole thing loops after about four minutes and then you're just sitting there, mouse in hand, wondering if this counts as a workout. It doesn't. But for what it is, a browser based quickie with zero pretense, it delivers exactly what the tags promise. No more, no less. The art's actually decent in that generic hentai way, all shine and no anatomy lessons.