Right out the gate, Hero Cummy hits you with that bootleg MHA energy, like someone traced over a screenshot but gave every girl tits that defy physics in a school uniform. You're at U.A High, supposed to be training your quirk or whatever, but the real power fantasy is how quickly the plot forgets about heroics. One minute I'm in a classroom nodding along about saving the world, the next I'm "accidentally" peeping on a changing room scene that felt more like a heist movie than a slice of life. The dialogue is so earnest about its own stupidity I couldn't stop clicking. There's a moment where a villain attacks and the fight resolution is basically a fade to black before you're balls deep in your classmate. Pacing? What pacing.

The art is this weird mix of genuinely hot and hilariously off model. Ochaco's stand in has a face that morphs between frames, but her ass is rendered with the devotion of a renaissance painter. And don't get me started on the gallery code, heroicgameplay, which I punched in and then immediately felt like I'd unlocked someone's secret shame folder. The sound design is just stock squelches that loop so aggressively it becomes ASMR for degenerates.

Honestly, it's a mess. A glorious, sticky mess that understands the assignment more than most AAA games. I alt tabbed out during a scene with the frog girl's clone because my brain short circuited from the sheer audacity. It's like they distilled every bad fanfic into a clicker with tits. Play it with the window minimized, I don't know, the vibes are immaculate garbage.