The shemale tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, and not in the way you'd hope. You play as some kind of... I don't know, a horny ghost? A floating pair of hands with a dick? The sprite just slides across the screen and you press space to do the deed. There's no character arc to judge because there's no character. Just a cock with a mission. In gender studies, we talk about the male gaze, but this is like the gaze has been boiled down to its atomic components and then left to render on a Windows 95 screensaver.

I spent a good minute just walking into a wall while the same three-frame loop of a woman with breasts that defy both physics and medical science bounced on the spot. The "hard sex" is about as hard as a handshake. You bump into them, the animation stutters, a sound plays that I think was ripped from a 2004 flip phone, and then you just... move on. There's no build up, no tension. It's the most transactional depiction of intimacy I've ever seen, and I once read a 300-page dissertation on the commodification of desire in late-stage capitalism. At least that had a bibliography.

The developer says this is their first game and a second one is on the way with "more love and passion." I genuinely hope they find it. Because right now, the only thing this game made me feel was a profound curiosity about the M key. M for mute. I pressed it. The silence was the best part. The ESC key to pause also returns you to a scene, which is a weirdly philosophical design choice for a game where the core loop is pressing space to thrust. Maybe the real sex was the existential pauses we made along the way. I wish the big boobs had their own gravitational pull, that would have been a mechanic worth exploring. They don't. They just sit there, static, like two judgmental moons.