There is a golf game here, somewhere, buried under the whole point of the thing. You click to swing, a little power meter goes up and down, and the ball sails toward the green. The actual golf is, how to say, not PGA tour material. It feels like a minigame someone designed in a lunch break and then forgot to polish. But who cares about the par rating when the caddy is down to her bra before you even reach the first hole.

The models are real women, not drawings, which is a choice that either works for you or makes you feel like you accidentally clicked a pop-up ad from 2006. The sport uniform tag is doing heavy lifting here. Short skirts and tight polo shirts that don't stay on. The striptease mechanic is tied to your score, so if you suck at golf, you still win. Actually, playing badly might be the better strategy, which is a weird design philosophy. I wanted more variety in the animations, something beyond the basic peel and pose, but I also understand that this is not trying to be a Naughty Dog production.

The whole "put your balls in their holes" pun from the description is exactly as subtle as you think. It's a one-note joke stretched across eighteen holes, and by the back nine you're just clicking through. The arcade tag is accurate. It has that flash game energy where the goal is simple and the reward is immediate. No complex story about saving the golf club from bankruptcy. Just women stripping and a ball rolling toward a cup. The erotic part works fine if you're into the specific aesthetic of early 2000s softcore, but don't expect any interaction beyond watching. You are a camera, basically, with a golf club attached. I wish the putting green had more, I don't know, personality, but it's a green screen backdrop and it's not changing now.