Right, so this Fuck Town thing. The name alone, jesus. It's like they brainstormed for five seconds and just went with it. You're some guy, right, and you gotta interview this model. Unemployed model. For an underwear line. The whole setup is so gloriously cheap it wraps back around to being art. She's a brunette, lingerie, the works. The interview is basically just a flimsy excuse to get her to strip.

The best bit, the absolute peak of this glorious mess, is when you get to the "personal inspection." The game text literally says that. You're not just asking about her portfolio, you're suddenly a hands on quality control inspector. She's standing there in this tiny black lace number, and you click to "inspect" her thigh. It's so clinical and so fucking pervy at the same time. The animation, if you can call it that, is this stiff little loop, but the deadpan delivery of the whole thing had me cackling. It's like a medical exam written by a 14 year old who just discovered his dad's magazines. The dialogue is pure gold, all breathy and "oh, is this part of the interview?" Yeah, sweetheart, it's in the job description right next to "proficient in Excel."

Gameplay is clicking. That's it. You click to ask a question, you click to touch a body part. The art is... present. It has a certain unpolished charm, like a sketch that got out of hand. Honestly, the whole thing is over in about five minutes, which is probably for the best. I was hoping for maybe a bit more of a reaction from her, some kind of escalation, but it just sort of... ends. You inspect, she simpers, the end. No big finale, no fireworks. Just a very weird, very horny job interview that I can't stop thinking about. The model's expression never really changes, which is somehow the funniest part. It's a masterclass in awkward, and I'm not even sure the devs meant it to be.