the character creator is busted. not in a fun way. i spent twenty minutes trying to make a guy who looked like he crawled out of a gas station bathroom at 4am and the game just... smoothed him out. gave him perfect skin. what's the point of a dating sim if everyone looks like a kpop trainee? the trap character, miko, has this dead-eyed stare that follows you through every dialogue choice. i kept clicking just to see if they'd blink. they don't.

the sex scenes trigger weird. you'll be having a normal conversation about coffee preferences and suddenly there's a handjob happening. no buildup. the futa character, reina, has physics that make no sense. her tits move like they're underwater even when she's standing still. i laughed so hard i had to close the browser. then i opened it again because honestly? the jank is the appeal. the anal scenes have this squelch sound effect that sounds exactly like someone stepping in mud. i can't unhear it. it's in my brain now.

the writing is... someone tried. you can tell. there's a moment where the male protagonist, who has no name and no personality, just stares at a wall for three text boxes while another character talks about their backstory. i clicked through it. i don't remember what they said. something about a dog? the oral