The nurse is the real star here, which is weird because she's just a side character you click on to join in. Nurse Joy, they call her. Not the Pokemon one, obviously, but the name fits. She's got this uniform that's too tight and a face that says she's seen some shit. Probably literally, given the setup. The doctor girlfriend, Alicia, is supposed to be the main event with her sex addiction disease, but her model looks like a mannequin that got left too close to a heater. Something about the eyes. They don't track right.

I spent way too long trying to get the camera angle to clip through Nurse Joy's skirt. The game doesn't punish you for it. It barely notices you're there. You just click through positions like you're flipping channels on a TV that only gets three stations. The threesome mechanic is just having both models on screen at once, which I guess counts. There's a moment where Alicia is supposed to be getting examined and Nurse Joy is just standing there with this expression like she's calculating her overtime pay. I couldn't stop laughing. That's not what they intended.

The uniform tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Without it, this is just two brunettes in a room with medical props that look like they were bought from a closing down sale. The doctor girlfriend has a stethoscope that floats slightly off her chest. I wish they'd leaned harder into the medical kink stuff. Give me a clipboard. Give me a diagnosis that makes no sense. Instead it's just click here to fuck, click there to fuck differently. The lesbian tag is there but it feels accidental, like the models just happened to be positioned near each other. I don't know what I expected. The sex addiction premise is just an excuse, which is fine, but then don't put a nurse in the room if you're not going to let her do nurse things. Take a temperature. Something.