The loading screen hangs for a solid minute, just a spinning circle and that generic corporate logo. Already I'm thinking, here we go, another buggy mess. Then it dumps me into the office and the first thing I see is the boss lady, Karen from accounting or whatever her name is, her blouse buttons are holding on for dear life. The 3D models have this weird plastic sheen, like someone waxed all the characters. Her skin texture glitches out near the collar, a seam that flickers when she moves her head. I spent way too long staring at that seam.

The whole premise is you're the new guy, a virgin obviously because these games can't imagine anything else, and there's this mystery drug going around the office. One sip of coffee laced with it and suddenly your hot MILF superior is giving you a look that could melt steel. The first oral scene happens in the break room, and I gotta say, the ahegao face they gave her is so over the top it wraps back around to being funny. Her eyes roll back like a malfunctioning doll, tongue out, and the animation loops with a tiny stutter every three seconds. Like a scratched record of a blowjob. It's hot in a broken way, you know? The corruption mechanic is there, choices that supposedly matter, but I clicked the "resist" option twice and she still ended up under the desk. So much for branching narrative.

Mobile version runs like a slideshow on my phone. Tried it on Chrome, then Firefox, same result. The vaginal scenes have this weird clipping issue where his pelvis phases through her thigh, and I couldn't unsee it. There's a moment in the supply closet where her skirt just vanishes for a frame, poof, gone, then reappears. Made me laugh mid stroke. Wish they'd fix the audio too, the moaning cuts off abruptly at the end of each loop, no fade, just silence then BAM, moaning again. Like someone's flipping a switch. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Actually don't, the bugs are embarrassing enough solo.