Right, so this SexHotGames thing popped up again. Christmas test. You know those quizzes where you click through and it tells you you're a "submissive elf" or some shit? This is that. But with hentai pictures. The art is, how you say, not polished. Like someone drew it with their left hand while the right one was busy. But that's the charm maybe? I don't know.

The questions are so basic. "Do you like to unwrap presents fast or slow?" and the answer is obviously about taking off panties. They don't even try to hide it. Got a picture of a girl in a Santa costume, but the costume is just a red hat and some belts at that point. The psychology tag is a joke. It's a personality test written by a horny teenager. I clicked through, honestly answering about my preferences for tinsel or whatever, and the result was a picture of a character with massive... decorations. And some "advice" that was just a description of a sex act. Very helpful, thank you game.

But here's the thing. I did it again. Picked different answers. Got a different picture. The costume changed, the panties changed color. That's the whole game. A tiny, stupid loop. I spent way too long just to see all the pictures. The test part is meaningless, the advice is nonsense, but the collection of images, the little hit of seeing what the next badly drawn girl looks like, that's the hook. It's like a slot machine for lonely weebs. The xmas theme is just wallpaper. Could be Halloween, could be Tuesday. The only honest part is the "pictures" tag. That's all it is. A picture gallery with extra steps. I'm complaining but I also saw all the endings. What does that say about me? Don't answer that.