I almost closed the tab when the first dialogue box popped up. P’Chad. Fucking P’Chad. Who names their protagonist like a rejected energy drink brand from 2007. Whatever. The delivery guy sim part at the start is so boring I wanted to punch my monitor, just click click click delivering coffee to some pixel building, my boss walked by and I had to alt tab to a spreadsheet about quarterly earnings. The ghost girl Namnueng shows up and she’s got that specific body type, you know the one, tits that defy the laws of physics and an ass that the artist clearly spent four hours rendering per cheek. The animation for the first groping scene is janky, like a mobile game from the app store that has five thousand one star reviews but somehow still gets updated. Her hand clips through his shirt and I laughed but not in a good way.

The male domination tag is a lie. A complete lie. You get like two dialogue choices where you can be a little assertive and then suddenly she’s floating through walls and teasing you and you’re just standing there with your delivery bag like an idiot. Female domination my ass, it’s more like a ghost using you as a cosmic plaything while you collect items in this weird sandbox that isn’t really a sandbox. It’s just a few rooms. You click on a lamp. Nothing happens. You click on a bed. She makes a joke. The oral sex scene unlocked after some fetch quest about finding her old diary or something, I wasn’t paying attention, I was eating a sandwich from the vending machine. The creampie finish is there I guess, animated in that way where fluids look like melted candle wax. I’ve seen better physics in a Flash game from Newgrounds.

The sci fi tag is for one mention of a “spirit energy meter” that never comes up again. Fantasy is just her being a ghost. Big tits big ass, yeah okay, those are there, the artist has a type and I respect the hustle. The vaginal sex scene in the abandoned room has this weird purple filter over everything like someone spilled g*** juice on the lens. I wish the delivery mechanic actually mattered past the first ten minutes but it won’t. The whole thing feels like someone stapled a hentai gallery to a visual novel template and called it a day. My boss is back, gotta go.