You know that feeling when you find a fanfic that completely ignores the canon ending and just goes "nah, we're doing this instead"? That's this game. Mass Effect but Shepard's main mission is apparently getting his dick wet across the galaxy. I respect the honesty.
The Liara scene caught me off guard. Not because of the obvious stuff, the tentacle head thing was always gonna go there, but because of how... clinical it starts? She's doing her scientist routine and then suddenly you're balls deep and the animation loops in this way that's almost hypnotic. Almost. The sound design is whatever, I had Spotify running in the background after five minutes. Tali's scene though. Tali. Look, I've been on certain websites, I know what the people want, and this delivers exactly that fantasy of getting under the suit. The groping mechanic is clumsy as hell, you're basically just clicking and hoping, but when it works? The titfuck sequence has this weight to it that the other scenes don't. The alien tits bounce wrong though. They bounce like human tits and that bugs me more than it should. They're dextro-amino based lifeforms, their mammaries shouldn't jiggle like that. I don't know why I'm thinking about this.
The RPG elements are there I guess. You fly around, do little battles that feel like a Flash game from 2006, and occasionally someone wants to sit on your face. The multiple penetration tag is earned, let me tell you. There's this one group scene with the monster girl and two others that just... the logistics don't make sense anatomically but my browser history doesn't care about anatomy. The creampie animations have this weird delay before the... result... appears. Like a lag spike in the money shot. I wish they'd fix that but they won't. The sandbox structure means you can just ignore the "save humanity" plot and go straight to the cheat menu, which I did after the third space battle because who has time for that when Liara's bent over a console somewhere. The mobile version runs better than it should, actually smoother than my laptop, which is embarrassing for my laptop.