The shooting gallery mechanics are, I guess, functional? You click on things that move. Sometimes a cheerleader pops up and you're supposed to, uh, not shoot her? Or maybe you are. The game doesn't really explain itself and the hitboxes feel like they were drawn by someone who's never seen a human body before. But then Rebecca, the brunette one, she gets this look on her face when you fail a level and honestly I started failing on purpose just to see it. Her belly grows between rounds and there's something deeply, genuinely unsettling about how proud she looks. I've spent actual money on worse.

I was using my Lush 3 at the time, synced to some random pattern I found on Lovense's app, and the vibrations would spike right when the "impregnation success" animation played. Pavlovian response is real. Now I can't see a pregnant cheerleader without my thighs clenching. The customization options are bare bones, like, you can change her hair color and that's basically it, but the default brunette look is doing something for me that I wish it didn't. The whole thing feels like a fever dream someone coded in a weekend after watching too much niche content on Pornhub.

There's this one animation loop where she's on her knees and the "father" character, who you never actually see properly, just kind of... deposits his pixelated seed. The sound effect is a stock squelch noise that I've definitely heard in a different game about slime monsters. It shouldn't work. It really shouldn't. But I've replayed the third level maybe fifteen times now and I'm not sure if I'm reviewing the game or confessing something. The shooting part gets in the way of what I'm actually here for, which is watching her stomach distend frame by frame. Wish there was a gallery mode to just skip the gameplay entirely but that's never getting patched in.