Chris won't stop staring at the back of Emilie's neck where her white hair parts. It's the palest skin I've ever seen in one of these things, like milk that's been sitting in moonlight, and the game keeps letting me choose to just... look. Not touch. Not yet. The first hour is almost chaste which feels wrong for something that tags itself with group sex and lactation but then you're in a back alley and some Naruto-looking motherfucker with whisker marks is trying to pressure her into cosplay prostitution and suddenly the choice wheel spins up and my hands got sweaty.

The sound design is just these little wet clicks when you hover over dialogue options. Like someone's mouth opening. It's disgusting. I love it. Kept clicking back and forth just to hear it while Emilie's sprite did that slow blink animation. The Bayonetta parody character shows up later with tits that would genuinely cause spinal damage and the game treats this completely seriously, she's got this tragic backstory about debt and the criminal underworld and I'm sitting there nodding along while her breasts are literally clipping through her costume. Something about the juxtaposition makes it hotter than any of the actual sex scenes so far.

The exhibitionism tag comes into play during this festival sequence where you can convince Emilie to wear less and less and the crowd mechanics are never explained, you just see these little thought bubbles from NPCs getting more explicit and the screen gets this pink tint at the edges like you're both blushing. Or maybe it's a bug. The whole game has this handmade quality, like someone's DeviantArt gallery from 2009 that they're still updating out of pure obsession. Some CGs are gorgeous, the one with Emilie in the rain with her dress stuck to her thighs made me forget to breathe, and then the next scene the anatomy goes completely haywire and her neck is longer than her torso. I'm not complaining. Perfection is boring. The romantic path with Emilie has these genuinely sweet moments about grief and protecting each other and then you can immediately pivot to groping a One Piece cosplayer in a bathroom stall and the game doesn't judge you for it. The lactation content is locked behind some choice I apparently missed and I've been clicking through the same save file for an hour trying to find it.