I got about three scenes in before I started mentally choreographing a number to it. You know when you're working on a routine and the music just clicks? That's this game. Not polished, not even trying to be. The models have that slightly off uncanny valley thing going on, like a mannequin that's been left too close to a heater. But the scenarios, god. There's this one bit with a mom character, classic milf setup, and the way the camera just lingers on her while she's doing the most mundane shit before everything pops off. I'd use a feather boa for that reveal. Slow tease, then bam, pasties off.

The narrator keeps interrupting. Some 'unsinkable' guy who thinks he's hilarious. He is, actually, about half the time. The other half I wanted to mute him and just get back to the bimboification stuff. Which is the whole point really. Breasts expanding, minds going blank, that specific vacant expression they all get. There's a parody element that I won't spoil but if you've ever watched a certain sci-fi franchise you'll snort. The transformation sequences are what stuck with me though. One woman starts out in a business suit and by the end she's basically a walking pair of tits with lip gloss. I kept thinking about how I'd use lighting to sell that on stage. Red gels. Lots of them.

The interracial scene caught me off guard. Not in a bad way, just, the pacing is weird throughout. Like a potluck where someone brought a whole roast pig but forgot the sides. You're feasting but also kind of confused. The anal stuff is there too, pretty explicit, and the lesbian content feels more like a checkbox than anything genuinely hot. Wait, I forgot to mention the multiple protagonists thing. You bounce around. Some stories are from the guy's view, some from the women's. The voyeurism tag is earned, there's this one peeping tom moment that felt genuinely grimy in the best way. I wish the humor landed more consistently. It won't. The big ass physics are ridiculous, like two weather balloons fighting. I'd still give it Best Use of a Narrator Who Should Shut Up But Also Please Don't.