This thing is basically a menu screen with a pulse, right? You get two choices and that's the whole game. Fuck a brunette or fuck Princess Peach. No buildup, no dialogue trees, no inventory full of lube and questionable mushrooms. Just a binary horny fork in the road. I spent an embarrassing amount of time on the Peach side, not because it's good but because the animation has this weird jank that loops in a way that's almost hypnotic. Her crown doesn't even fall off. That's a detail that stuck with me, the crown just stays perfectly in place like it's glued to her head while everything else is, you know, happening.

The brunette option feels like an afterthought, like someone's OC got dropped into a Mario parody flash file from 2007. The cumshot effect is just a flat sprite that appears and then fades out with zero physics. It's so low effort it circles back around to being funny. I found myself clicking back to the start over and over just to watch that same stiff spray pattern, laughing at how it never changes angle no matter what position the characters are in. That's the real replayability, the sheer absurdity of the repetition. You're not edging, you're debugging a broken sex scene in your head.

There's an X-23 tag listed but I'll be damned if I could find her. Maybe she's the brunette? If so, someone needs to tell the dev that slapping a dark wig on a generic model doesn't make it Laura Kinney. That missing detail bugs me more than it should. The whole thing feels like a tech demo for a single animation loop that someone forgot to finish, and that unfinished quality is the only thing that makes it memorable. It's a broken toy that you keep clicking because the squeaker still kinda works.

It’s hard to explain this one right. It pretends to be some superhero parody, but really it’s a filthy wet dream dressed up in those blue uniforms. Everything starts mild, like a comic you picked up and forgot on your nightstand, then suddenly Jean Grey’s moaning somewhere off screen and Rogue – that untouchable girl everyone used to crush on – finally lets fingers trace her skin without dying from it. It's kinda crazy how they made every character feel slightly broken inside, not in a deep emotional way but in a smoke-after-blowjob kind of tiredness. I swear I caught myself staring at the little animation loops too long, not even out of horniness (okay maybe a bit), just because that sucking sound felt way too real for a browser thing. My phone started heating up. Could be coincidence.

The best part’s supposed to be controlling the corruption paths, but that sounds too serious for what it actually is: you poke around, talk, strip, fuck, repeat, and somehow Storm ends up doing things Storm definitely never did in any X-Men issue. And Jubilee - Jubes - they made her weirdly hot here, always chewing gum while giving head, it’s somehow funny and gross and late-night hypnotic. Sometimes I wanted more story, but when Emma Frost starts teasing about “mental domination,” storytelling feels unnecessary anyway. There’s this bit where Wanda Maximoff accidentally binds herself mid-spell and the camera angle merges right into POV. I half-laughed, half-bit my lip. It’s not tasteful, but that’s exactly why it works, y’know?

People say these mutant games are all same - just tits and power fantasies - but the rhythm here’s different. The music’s trash but perfect. The way the girls look at you after each command has this eerie softness, almost guilty, like they remember their old hero selves but don’t care anymore. It makes you want to click again, ruin them completely, then tell yourself you won't next time. You will though.