Right, so the quest log says "rescue girls from troll cave" but the game says "watch them get absolutely railed by everything with a pulse." Classic bait and switch. I spent the first ten minutes clicking around trying to find the combat system. There isn't one. The only thing you're fighting is the urge to close the tab when you realize the "puzzles" are just clicking on the next throbbing dick in sequence.

The art is this weird, unpolished hentai style where the trolls look like they were drawn by someone who only had a vague description of a human but a very detailed memory of every hentai trope from the early 2000s. One of the girls, the redhead, she gets cornered by this green thing with a cock the size of her forearm. The animation loop is like three frames. It's janky as hell. But somehow, that jank makes it funnier. It's like watching a flipbook made by a horny teenager in detention. The sound is just a wet slapping noise on repeat. No voice acting, just... slapping. My cat left the room.

There's this one scene where you have to click on different parts of the troll to "distract" it while the blonde girl tries to sneak past. But the only clickable spots are its dick and its mouth. So you're just alternating clicks, and the girl's stealth meter doesn't even move. She just stands there, watching, and then eventually joins in. I don't know what I expected. The whole "adventure" tag is a lie. It's a straight line from the cave entrance to a gangbang. The slave tag makes