Bus was shaking like crazy and I almost dropped my phone three times but whatever, needed something to kill the commute. Found this Star Wars parody thing, you're some dark lord and this exiled jedi chick shows up wanting you to train her. Not gonna lie, the whole setup is basically porn logic but the 3D models are actually decent. Big tits, big ass, the usual but the animations during the oral scenes caught me off guard, they're smoother than I expected for a browser game.

The training system is weirdly involved for what it is. You pick lessons, she does missions, and depending on how you treat her she either becomes your loyal slut or starts getting ideas above her station. There's this one scene where you're teaching her force choke and she's on her knees, looking up at you, and the corruption meter ticks over and suddenly she's the one pushing you down. Domination tag flips real quick. The creampie finish after that particular vaginal scene was chef's kiss, no pullout nonsense. But then the next training session the dialogue options felt recycled, like the writer ran out of steam halfway through. Why do these games always frontload the good stuff?

Spent most of my ride just messing with the sandbox elements, unlocking shadow powers and seeing how far I could push her corruption before she'd snap. She never really does, not fully, which is a letdown. For a game about creating a sith apprentice, the consequences feel soft. Still, for five minutes on a crowded bus with some rando probably glancing at my screen, it did the job. The fantasy of corrupting a jedi who's already halfway there, watching her go from exiled good girl to power hungry weapon, that part lands. Just wish the sci-fi setting was used for more than window dressing. Where's the lightsaber stuff during sex? Missed opportunity.