ok so the discord blew up about this dragon quest thing and honestly i thought it was gonna be some modded mess but no it's literally just a priest getting railed by a bbc gangbang and you click things. that's the whole deal. you click the bed, the altar, her mouth, whatever, and stuff happens. i spent way too long clicking the stained glass window because i thought it'd do something special. it doesn't. but the priest's habit just sort of phases through the floor sometimes which is funny.

the art is rough like someone drew it on a phone during a bus ride but somehow that makes the whole thing filthier. she's getting spitroasted and the cum physics are absurd, it just keeps layering on until she looks like a glazed donut. there's this one moment where she's deepthroating and her eyes roll back and the sound effect is literally just a stock squelch noise, you know the one, from those old flash games. peak cinema. the gangbang logic doesn't make any sense, characters just appear and disappear between clicks, but who cares when she's getting airtight and the cum counter keeps going up.

the priest character has exactly one expression and it's this cross eyed fucked stupid look that honestly sells the whole thing better than any polished render could. i forgot to mention there's a dragon quest reference somewhere but i clicked past it too fast and now i can't find it again. typical. the bbc tag is doing heavy lifting here, it's just big cocks everywhere, no subtlety, no buildup, just immediate throatfucking and double penetration while she's supposed to be praying or whatever. the clicking gets old after a while but then you find a new hotspot and suddenly she's getting gangbanged on the pew and you're like okay fine one more click.

Like the routine responsibilities were not sufficient Patrick currently needs to supervise the brand-new trainee Charlotte. Presenting a beginner to the task while attempting to maintain the old customers and to obtain soem brand-new ones is not something you would certainly desire throughout the difficult routine of a functioning day... unless up until you will certainly see exactly how warm Charlotte is! Play this circumstance correctly and you will certainly obtain the sweetest of all feasible results!

The whole setup is a priest, right, 52 years old, moving to some backwater town with three nuns. I’m thinking, okay, standard corruption arc, I’ve played these before. But then the crypt under the church unlocks and you find this... thing. It’s a monster girl, but like, a nun monster girl? With tits bigger than my head and a tail that does things in the confession booth I won’t spoil. The animation is pure 3dcg jank, limbs clip through habits constantly, but when that first mind control scene hit and I made Sister Beatrice, the one with the massive ass, bend over for a spanking, I forgot about the clipping. I just wanted to see the red handprints. I dumped maybe too much into the gacha pulls for the “holy relic” sex toys, the ones that glow.

What I wish is that the sharing mechanic with the young boy, the landlady’s son, wasn’t so binary. You either full on cuck him with the MILF, getting a creampie scene that’s surprisingly tender for a game where you can also titfuck a demon in the belfry, or you play wingman and the payoff is a static image. Lame. I wanted a scene where he watches, maybe joins, but no. The BDSM path for the nuns is where the real writing is. There’s this one choice during evening prayer where you can swap the regular rosary for a set of anal beads, and the sound design, just a wet pop, made me drop my phone. For real. I was playing on my phone browser during a work meeting, don’t judge.

The harem ending is bugged, I think. I got all three nuns pregnant, the belly models are a nice touch, very round, but then the MILF just... forgot about me. The mystery of the crypt fizzles. You find the priest who was there before, he’s just a skeleton in a BDSM gimp suit, no explanation. Classic. The mind control powers you get are OP, you can just spam “dogma” and any vaginal scene unlocks. But the animated titfuck with the mother superior, the one where she’s still trying to recite a prayer and getting muffled, that’s a core memory now. The male domination stuff is all in, but it’s the quiet moments of corruption that stick.