ok so i was scrolling through itch.io looking for something quick and dumb and found this incredibles parody thing. you know how these go, right? it's a kinetic novel so you just click and watch. no choices. just helen parr getting absolutely wrecked by increasingly stupid objects.

the 3dcg is rough. like really rough. her face looks like a melted barbie doll in some scenes and the lighting makes everyone look like they're made of plastic. but honestly that's part of the charm? i don't know. the first scene she's just sitting there all innocent and then suddenly there's a toy the size of my forearm and she's just... taking it. the anatomy doesn't make sense. her ass is comically huge. like someone inflated a beach ball and painted it skin color. i laughed out loud when i saw it.

there's this one scene with violet that comes out of nowhere. mother daughter bonding i guess? they're both using these ridiculous toys and the whole thing feels like someone's fever dream. the nipple penetration tag is not lying btw. i had to pause and just stare at my screen for a minute. who comes up with this stuff. the fisting scene is animated in this jerky way that reminds me of those old flash games from newgrounds where the physics were all wrong.

the sound design is nonexistent basically. just some looping moans that sound like they were recorded in a bathroom. i kept thinking about how weird it is that we have this whole genre of unpolished porn games where the jank is the whole point. like if it was too polished it would be creepy in a different way. this is just some horny mess someone made in blender over a weekend and honestly respect. the corruption tag is there but it's not really a slow burn, she goes from zero to giant toy in like three clicks. whatever. my phone autocorrected "blender" to "blender" three times while writing this.