Right off the bat, this thing looks like it was coded in a browser window while the dev was also watching something else entirely. The interface is a mess of default assets and the font choices, my god. Every button click sounds like a wet slap, which is either a bizarre audio bug or an intentional choice I dont respect. The premise is simple. A yes or no quiz about your own sexuality, with some elf chick and a redhead in lingerie offering vague, slightly judgmental reactions. You click through questions that range from the laughably tame to the kind where you pause and think about your data being sold to a third party. There is no real test happening here, just a slide show of increasingly explicit thoughts attached to a random number generator at the end.

The thing about tests in adult games is they promise a mirror but usually deliver a funhouse reflection. This one forgot the fun part. The blonde elf disapproves of basically everything, and the redhead just looks bored. You spend the whole time clicking “yes” to see if the screen will finally show something more than a mild text change, but the payoff is a vague paragraph that feels copy-pasted from a 2010s buzzfeed quiz. I got a result saying I have “latent beast energy” and honestly, that means less than nothing. I wish the lingerie models actually interacted with the score instead of just blinking in a loop.

Somewhere in the middle of the 23rd question about public indecency, I zoned out and started comparing the color hex codes of the box art. The darkest shade used is #1a0a2e, which is a decent deep purple, I'll give them that. The quiz never acknowledges if you change your answers last second, which is a huge missed mechanic. The whole “test” identity falls apart when theres no consequence.