Rating this one with a broken zipper and a suspicious stain on the couch cushion. The whole setup is that classic "modeling interview" thing where you just know the camera is going to end up somewhere it shouldn't. Two girls, both with boyfriends, get called in for what's supposedly a legit clothing line gig. But the interviewer's questions get weird fast, like asking if they're comfortable with "intimate apparel" shots while his eyes are clearly not on their resumes. The boyfriend angle is what makes it interesting because the game actually remembers they exist, which most of these visual novels forget five seconds in. There's this whole thread of "how would he feel" that runs underneath, and the girls keep glancing at their phones like they're expecting a text that never comes. The guilt is weirdly specific, like when one of them adjusts her bra strap and immediately thinks about whether this counts as cheating.

The art is that unpolished CG hentai style where sometimes a hand looks like a claw and other times the lighting hits just right and you're like okay, I get it. The interview itself drags on with these long silences where you're just clicking through text, and then suddenly there's a question about their underwear preferences and everything shifts. The "model" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here since most of the game is just talking in a poorly lit office with a desk that's way too big for the room. Who designed this set? The chair squeaks every time someone moves and it's never addressed.

The whole thing feels like a cautionary tale that's also trying to get you off, which is a weird combo. Like a PSA about the modeling industry but with tits out. The boyfriend guilt should be a bigger deal but the game sort of abandons it whenever the clothes start coming off, which, fair enough I guess. Just wish that chair would stop squeaking.

The couch is the same. That ugly beige thing from the last two interviews, but now Lucy and Amanda are both on it, and they know. Not the job thing, they know what you are. The whole setup feels like a weird porno version of a HR meeting where everyone already came. Lucy’s tits are practically falling out of that blazer, and Amanda keeps crossing her legs slow enough to make you forget why you walked in.

Gameplay is basically a videoquest, click through dialogue, pick where to look, maybe rub one out to the real model photos they stitched in. The blonde one, Lucy, she’s got this fake innocent look that works way better than it should. Amanda’s ass is the real star though, especially when she leans forward to grab a pen that isn’t there. You’re supposed to tell them neither gets the dream job, but the game doesn’t care if you do. It just wants you to enjoy the view.

Weird thing is, the unpolished edges actually help. The audio cuts out once, and for a second I thought my browser froze, but no, it’s just jank. That jank makes it feel dirtier somehow, like a leaked audition tape instead of a polished product. I wish there was a way to skip the first two minutes of setup on repeat plays, but there won’t be. And the whole “they figured you out” plot point goes nowhere, which is fine because who’s here for plot.

If you’re the type who gets off on power dynamics and big fake tits without any pretense, this scratches that itch. Just don’t expect a satisfying ending. You won’t get one. You’ll get a load screen and maybe a chub.

Today you have a really crucial day - a work interview for a placement of chief manager of sales department in a huge building and construction firm! The difficult part is... you absolutely have no idea what you are called for to do! Your will of making this shot anyways swiftly pays off: it seems that your working skills barely matters if you recognize just how treat your busty girl employer appropriately...

You know what I appreciate? A game that doesn't pretend to be something it's not. Ms. Swallows and her... let's call it "job application process"... it's exactly the kind of absurdist titty comedy that makes these browser games work.

The setup is paper-thin. Blonde walks into the mayor's office, resume probably just says "cleavage" and honestly? Valid. The first interaction where she leans over the desk and the perspective shifts entirely to focus on her chest while the mayor's dialogue becomes a series of ellipses... chef's kiss. That's the joke. That's the whole joke. And the game knows it's funny. The titsfuck scene unlocks surprisingly fast, like the pacing went from zero to "okay we're doing this now" and I laughed out loud at the jump cut. She's still technically interviewing but now there's a distinctly non-professional activity occurring on the mayor's desk. The animation loops are what you'd expect from a hentai job-interview fantasy, deliberately janky but a good kind of janky, the kind where her expression stays weirdly enthusiastic no matter what's happening.

But then. And this is where I get petty. The background music. It's this royalty-free corporate beat that sounds like what plays in elevator repair tutorial videos. Not even ironically sexy muzak, just generic office ambience with a synth pad that loops every 11 seconds. Eleven seconds. I counted. It drills into your skull while she's doing the mayor's "orientation" and by minute five I'd muted the tab entirely. Which maybe was the point? Maybe the game wants silence so you hear your own questionable life choices. Deep lore.

The big tits tag carries hard here, carrying the entire visual appeal while the mayor remains this faceless suit guy, a true avatar for the player's most basic motivations. Ms. Swallows deserves that raise though. Not for the skills on her resume, but for committing to the bit with such vacant-eyed determination.