Very basic game in which you actually heve just one available thing to do - to slide the big dildo in and out of some slut's shaved pussy! Just move the cursor over the 'active area 'and everything will happen. Notice that this game has no points or winning scenarios and the essence of it is in nothing else but the enjoyment of such basic yet passionate process. Take pleasure in!

That loading screen, the one with the chain links and what looks like spilled potion, it stays up just long enough to make you wonder if your browser froze. Summoners Quest, right? More like Summoners What The Hell Is Going On In This Room. You click in and it's just... a castle. Dark, sure, but not in that gothic vampire way. More like someone left the lights off in a dungeon furniture store.

The whole point is poking around, opening doors. One room has a girl strapped to this big mechanical fucking machine, the kind that doesn't get tired. You just click stuff. Click the machine, it goes faster. Click a potion on the table, something weird happens to her. There's another room with tentacles, proper hentai style, and you're just feeding these girls to things or chaining them up. The BDSM tag isn't lying, there's a lot of metal restraints. I spent a good while in the room with Mrs... something? The mature one. You can use this chain to adjust her position and honestly the animation is janky but the sound, that wet rhythmic squelch, is mixed way too loud. It's like they put all the budget into the audio of the machine pistoning.

The potion collecting is a thing you do, I guess. Find them all to unlock... I don't know, a final orgy scene? I got distracted. The Chai character, or maybe it's a potion name, I can't remember, she's in the corner and you can just leave her there. The game doesn't care. It's a series of interactive dioramas for torture. The irregulars tag probably refers to the monster designs, they're not your standard tentacle beasts, more like fleshy furniture with intentions. I wish the clicking was more precise though, sometimes you're trying to grab a chain and you just poke the girl in the face and nothing happens. That won't get fixed. It's unpolished on purpose, that's the charm, like finding a sticky magazine in a basement. The whole thing feels like a flash game that escaped from Newgrounds and got really into specific kinks.