Haruhi is a woman who loves to be naughty. She wants to have some naughty sexual encounters. She uses huge sex dolls and invites you to have half of the sex. Look at the screen to see Haruhi. You will find icons on the left-hand side and the right-hand side of the screen. Haruhi will be able to change her situation if she clicks on the icons. Look at her carefully. Use the triangle to make Haruhi undressed.

The whole thing runs on a weird clock system where you have to pick which house to work at each day. Miss a day with a specific maid and her affection meter drops. Found that out the hard way with the blonde one in the short skirt, she went from practically begging for it to giving me the cold shoulder because I spent three days straight trying to get the redhead's uniform off.

The uniforms are the best part honestly. Classic frilly maid outfits that somehow manage to be both modest and completely obscene depending on the angle. There's this one scene with the gardener girl where she's bent over pruning roses and the skirt rides up just enough to see she's not wearing anything underneath. The pickup dialogue is pure cheese though, like something from a bad dating sim from 2005. "Your flowers need watering" type lines that somehow work because the characters are just as dumb as the writing.

The fucktown sections unlock after you build enough trust, and that's where things get properly explicit. Multiple positions, some light domination themes, and the maid characters get surprisingly vocal. The animation is stiff as hell, don't expect anything smooth, but the voice acting carries it. There's this one gardener character who keeps her gloves on during sex and I don't know why that's hot but it is. The game crashes sometimes when you try to switch positions too fast. Lost a whole afternoon of progress once and just sat there staring at my screen like an idiot. The save system is garbage, only autosaves at the start of each day.