So the whole premise is this dude shows up for uni and immediately gets sucked into a fraternity war that’s basically a nonstop fuck marathon. Not complaining. The art style is this weird, almost MS Paint energy that somehow makes everything filthier. Like, the anatomy is slightly off in a way that loops back around to being hot. You know when a drawing is so bad it’s good? The tits have that uncanny valley gravity, the faces during the climax scenes look like someone’s melting, and I couldn’t stop clicking. It’s got that specific jank that reminds me of opening a random.swf file from a long dead forum at 1 AM. Pure nostalgia for degeneracy.

The writing is where it gets unhinged. One minute you’re having a normal conversation about class schedules, the next a girl is explaining the “point system” for the SexOlympics while doing a handstand split. The dialogue has this deadpan delivery that makes the absurdity hit harder. There’s a scene where you’re hiding in a closet and the dialogue option is just “...” and it leads to a threesome. No buildup. Just immediate chaos. I wish the sound design existed, but it’s silent as the grave, which honestly adds to the surreal, greasy vibe. You just hear your own breathing and the click of the mouse.

Top 3 moments you’ll want to screenshot. First, the “motivational speech” from the frat leader where he’s fully erect and nobody acknowledges it. The text just keeps going like it’s a normal Tuesday. Second, a closeup of a character’s face during a particularly intense reverse cowgirl where her eyes are pointing in two different directions. Pure art. Third, the victory screen where the confetti looks suspiciously like something else. You’ll know it when you see it. The game forgets it’s supposed to be a competition halfway through and just becomes a gallery of increasingly desperate positions. The student council president’s route is bugged I think? Or maybe it’s a feature. She just repeats the same line about “fraternity integrity” while the scene loops. Didn’t even bother to fix it, just let it play out. Felt right.